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Alyssa

My apartment is infested with koala bears ... it's the cutest infestation ever

About Me

Well ... here's what I'm up to these days (other than teaching yoga)... and there's this ...and then we make films like this for fun ....and sometimes I do side projects like this ...

My Interests

world domination and extreme sports... and red sox games ...

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet ... hmmm ... guys who love giving oral ... a midget ... maybe a midget who loves giving oral ... but I'm pretty tall so I guess that wouldn't work out ... but alot of things don't work out so if you know one ... give me his number ... I'd also like to meet those inspectors ... like "inspected by #7" ... who the hell is number 7 anyway? ... and how the fuck do you get a job like that? "I knew a guy who bought a used car once ... next thing you know, BAM... herpes." ... and obviously Peter Griffin

Music:

Nelley Sucks ... anything but Nelly. When I asked my friend Nathan what kind of music he liked ... he simply responded "Good music" ... I agree. Death Cab for Cutie, Citizen Cope, Nizlopi, Kasabian, Fall Out Boy, Postal Service, Weezer, J5, The Roots, Sublime, Jem, Killers, India Arie, Massive Attack, Mariah (that's right ... I said it... I love that dirty, played out whore), J Lo, Camron, Cold Play, Coheed and Cambria, D'Angelo, Guster, Lynard Skynyrd, Spooky Daily Pride, Travie, Wham, Lyle Lovett, Talib, Mos Def, Jay-Z, Jeff Buckley, 311, Bob Marley, Kanye, James Blunt, Joe Cocker, Martin Sexton, Tori Amos, Charlotte Martin, Miles Davis, Nina Simone, Craig David, Common, Gorillaz, Train, Snow Patrol, The Music, Gwen Stefani, Howie Day, Stevie Ray Vaughn, BB King, Nina Simone, Jay Z, Modest Mouse, The Clash, Tim Mahoney, Pink Floyd, Queen, Twista, O.A.R, dispatch, Dear Leader, The Stones, Jack Johnson, LL, Journey ... I mean ... literally ... I like it all and okay ... that new song with Nelley and Christina Agrhilerrrasansjdad ... or however you spell it ... it's not aweful ... so ... okay ... you got me there ... oh yeah and The Outfield ... who ... yeah ... check them out... you'll remember when you hear it.

Movies:

I LOVE movies, all types ... Let us begin with "TRUE ROMANCE" ( i mean Balchy Bartokamus ... Brad Pit ... Gandolfini ... the list goes on and on) from Tommy Boy to Fight Club ... Boondock Saints to a Bugs Life ... I heart huckabees ... Eternal Sunshine ... Big Fish ... Big ... Sixteen Candles ... Matrix ... Braveheart ... Shawshank ... 50 First Dates (shut up I know it's gay) ... Snatch and Lock Stock ... ALL CHRISTOPHER GUEST (Best in Show ... Guffman ... etc) ... Indecent Proposal ... Aliens ... Rush ... Anchorman ... Indiana Jones (all of em) ... Star Wars (yeah I'm a dork) ... Hustle and Flow ... Crash ... Groundhog Day... Napolean ... Empire Records ... Closer ... Croupier ... Sean of the Dead ... literally the list goes on and on

Television:

FAMILY GUY - NIP TUCK - never has the bond between a woman and her shows been this strong folks

Books:

Recently loving Chuck Phalniuk (or however you spell it - Fight Club, Choke, Survivor, Haunted)Atlas Shrugged, Angela's Ashes, The Red Tent, Backwoods, Cryptonomicon, Catcher in the Rye, Memoirs of a Geshia, The Other Boelyn Girl, Running with Scissors, Kite Runner, Under the Banner of Heavan, Middlesex, Scribbling the Cat, I do like shity Dean Koontz novels from time to time I must admit ... guilty pleasure... Love historical fiction and historical books in general. There isn't enough time in the world for all the books I want to read but please suggest good ones ...

Heroes:

My mom ...

My Blog

inspirational

"It doesn't interest me what you do for a living.I want to know what you ache forand if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing.It doesn't interest me how old you are.I want to know if you w...
Posted by Alyssa on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:54:00 PST

Kevin Spacey Bitched me out ... yeah! ... what a prick

So I had this dream last night that I'm in this auditorium getting a lecture on work, you know those pesky day job lectures that hundreds of people apparently attend ... (obviously) ... and someo...
Posted by Alyssa on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:26:00 PST

Life is never boring ...

SO ... In general I'd have to say my life is always a pretty good time.  There's always something to look forward to and things are never boring.  However, this past weekend kind of took the...
Posted by Alyssa on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:46:00 PST

Allergic reactions ... not a good day

Let us begin by going to bed Thursday night with the sneaking suspicion I had a UTI ... for those who don't know ... it either means you didn't drink enough liquid (because you're exceedingl...
Posted by Alyssa on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:17:00 PST

Dear T9...

Dear T9 - Please stop making me sound like and idiot.  I text messaged someone and asked if they thought they'd "Earned" my respect well T9 thinks that combination of numbers is more common...
Posted by Alyssa on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:03:00 PST

Things that make you feel dumb...

... like when you're sitting at work zoning out on the computer and you look down and realize you just drooled on your shirt ... you're a 25 year old, college educated,  professional young woman ...
Posted by Alyssa on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:26:00 PST

Emergency Rooms

... while in the emergency room the other day I was blessed with the company of several of Bostons more colorful characters.  I learned from one woman that if a homeless guy named "Sully" (n...
Posted by Alyssa on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:57:00 PST

Good Idea ... Bad Idea - Lizzys Wedding

Good Idea - drink on the plane, drink at Fridays when you arrive Bad Idea - Try to walk through the ghetto, over the highway to the mall afterwards and get manicures by really sketchy really...
Posted by Alyssa on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:07:00 PST

Ode to the street cone

... oh street cone ... why do you tempt me so? ... your figure ... so slender at the top ... so wide at the bottom ... the gentle slope of your orange plastic calls to me in my drunken stupor... your ...
Posted by Alyssa on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 06:40:00 PST