Crystal [forgot how to be clever]

About Me

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Mostly this one:

Music:

It's ALL about muh boys:And HER:These guys too:With a smidge of these guys:

"Cause it's the only thing I wanna dooo-ooo....I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on lovin you-woo-woo..."

Movies:

Sing along now: "I'm just a sweet transvestite, from transexual Transylvaniahaha..." "Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh...my jungle love..."This cracks me up EVERY time I see it, so I thought I'd share.

Television:

I spend more time in front of the computer than the tube lately.

Books:

The Masters Steven King and Dean Koontz. Shakespeare. Classics. Trashy Bodice Rippers. Murder/Mystery/Suspense. Harry Potter. (Yeah, what? Say somethin.) Cookbooks. Entertainment Weekly. Funny Stuff.

Heroes:

"Cause it's the only thing I wanna doo-oo. I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on lovin youwoowoo..." Little people kill people.Yay!! Purple!!
Dark Purple
To others, you seem a bit dark, mysterious, and moody.
In truth, you are just a very unique person who doesn't care what others think.
And you really enjoy your offbeat interests and friends.
You've decided that life is about living for yourself - simple as that. What Color Purple Are You?
You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him.

Dracula

83%

Marius

75%

Armand

67%

Spike

67%

Louis

67%

Angel

58%

Blade

58%

Akasha

50%

Lestat

42%

Deacon Frost

42%
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My Blog

Well

Things have gotten a little better since I last blogged. I'm still on days at work, but for a bit things got bad enough that I put in my two weeks notice. I took it back and am gonna stick it out - Ja...
Posted by Crystal [forgot how to be clever] on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:54:00 PST

I’m losing

at life/my mind/happiness/hope. I can't even begin. I want to leave this place and never look back. At this point I don't think I'd even miss anything or anyone. I could literally just get in my car r...
Posted by Crystal [forgot how to be clever] on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:43:00 PST

Survey, revisited

I realized a lot of my circumstances have changed since the last time I filled this thing out, so I figured I'd give it another go. Ready? Set. GO: ..> Name: Crystal Age: 28 1/2 Month of birth:...
Posted by Crystal [forgot how to be clever] on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:30:00 PST

...a little something I wrote

ifIeverfallinlove My God, the taste of his skin,like the salt of the earth...I breathe in wind and sky and cloudand sigh like the newborn I've become.Suddenly my hunger knows no bounds -I'm ach...
Posted by Crystal [forgot how to be clever] on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:55:00 PST

OH. YEAH. BABY.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!IT WAS SO GREAT!!!I don't know if my rain dance worked or not, but it wound up not raining during the time we were there. (We were a little late...ok, a LOT late - I pul...
Posted by Crystal [forgot how to be clever] on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:10:00 PST

I. Am. A. Murderer.

Well. You know how I've been complaining about the kittens and how much they've been getting on my nerves? They wouldn't leave my stuff alone, wouldn't learn to use the litterbox 24/7, and were ...
Posted by Crystal [forgot how to be clever] on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:55:00 PST

Update

Ok, so here's the lowdown on me lately: I still love work. Sometimes I get aggravated beyond reason and want to tell them to suck it, but for the majority, it's the poo. I esecially like it ...
Posted by Crystal [forgot how to be clever] on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:31:00 PST

This was so good, I had to post it here.

..> Ok, so I'm sure most of you know that I adopted four newborn kittens (who are now 2 weeks old and fat and sassy) and that my cat Dru HATES them. She's been acting funny every since I brought the...
Posted by Crystal [forgot how to be clever] on Thu, 17 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

Oh, BTW...

I've decided that I'm happy. Ya know, with the apartment and the job and whatnot and so forth. OOOO - I gots a cat too!! I'm sure you know that, but still - go lookey at my pics if you need a reminde...
Posted by Crystal [forgot how to be clever] on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:32:00 PST

Eesh.

SO. A new year, huh? Fabulous. The last one went rather quickly and wasn't too entirely horrible. Well, the end of the one before sucked, but ya'll know about that, so we'll move along. New apartment?...
Posted by Crystal [forgot how to be clever] on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:29:00 PST