Jennifer - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi. My names Jennifer.
I beat the Internet.
The end guy is hard.
Hey, you know me. At least you should. I do neat stuff with neat people.
Like write, screw around with my guitar, play video games, read anything i can get my hands on, draw whatever catches my eye, drink too much coffee & go on adventures. I drink beer but I'll take liquor. The best nights aren't at parties or shows, they're hanging out with my best and playing marvel vs. capcom or watching the Holy Grail.
I'm constantly listening to music. Too much maybe. I like to explore and find things then drag people around with me to display my newest discovery. I like long conversations about everything. Specially if they're done at pizzacato.
At a job interview when asked to explain in 2 words why I should get the job I replied "I'm awesome". [and I actually got the job]
I like my life. Sorta. Which is more then most people can say. I enjoy a lot of random shit so I'm constantly amused which is always a good state to be in.
I don't have a plan. Only an agenda.
these always make me feel better
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v-xM6fGKe7Q
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bLNcuVia9A0
o___o
HiddenLogik: If it makes you feel any better, I just masturtbated to the mental image of you eating a diseased cat

My Interests

coffee.books.sketchpaper.comics.games.powells.piercings.guit ar.

I'd like to meet:

Tiffani [the wife] and Christina [the sister] are the only people who intimidate me into being a better person.

Music:

this and that and everything inbetween
i'm a lover of good live performance
-some favorites-
NIN.Elliot Smith.SOAD.Deftones.Tool.
Cradle of Filth.Modest Mouse.KoRn.
Nirvana.Dead Kennedys.Bob Marley.
Sublime.Dropkick Murphys.Slayer.
Distillers.Pink Floyd.Beastie Boys.
MC Chris.Janis Joplin.Ladytron.Cream.
MSI.Misfits.Smashing Pumpkins.Soulfly.
Placebo.Led Zeppelin.Pennywise.Cream.
The Cure.The Beatles.Rum Rebellion.

Movies:

anything with guts
Fight Club.Tombstone.Snatch.The Ghost in the Darkness.
Starship Troopers.The Professional.V for Vendetta.
The Edge.Aliens.Pulp Fiction.CLERKS.Monty Python and the
Holy Grail.Rob Roy.Requiem for a Dream.Se7en.Dogma.Hard
Candy.Predator.Braveheart.Super Troopers.Memento.Gladiator.

Television:

I love Mystery Science Theater 3000,
along with: Robot Chicken, Cartoons, The History Channel, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel and Comedy Central.

Books:

If you know of a book that changed your life, pass it on.
-Favorites that I can think of-
Prozac Nation
Satan Burger
America
Haunted
The Peoples History of the United States
Fight Club
Running with Scissors
Hairstyles of the Damned
Interview with a Vampire
The Boomer Bible
The Godfather
Diary
On the Road
The Three Musketeers
Enders Game
1984
Choke
The Golden Compass
The Virgin Suicides
Animal Farm
Anarchy Farm
Invisible Monster
A Clockwork Orange
COMICS

My Blog

Get these things and I'll reward with cookies and liquor.

I need,-cheap airline websites, i can't find the one i used to get down here. :[ Need ticket from SJD to PDX. Halp.-Places to crash around Portland though nearby cities will do if I can manage transpo...
Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

whoa man, don't be saying caca. O__O

Lets start off with some bash...smcn> To buy a PS2, or not to buy a PS2: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the moral decay of selling my soul to Sony, or to never play Fi...
Posted by Jennifer on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:55:00 PST

turning out to be exactly what i though it'd be

FUCKING HOTand humidyou know whats really attractive?being really sweaty annnnnd stickyyea, THATS how i get all the fellas>__>so i wake up after going in and out of sleep[in and out because of the hea...
Posted by Jennifer on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:26:00 PST

do what now?

GOALS:[for my remainder here in Cabo]1.Smoke a half a pack of smokes or LESS or hell just quit.2.Learn some moar spanish.3.Make the whole drawing of people better to look at.4.Read all the books I bro...
Posted by Jennifer on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:38:00 PST

like bash, but better.

maybeh you had to be there.... >__>boodah 67 2 94: well i don't have a camera so how bout i write you a song instead? i can do that.boodah 67 2 94: by thursday i thinkboodah 67 2 94: i have amazing ta...
Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:45:00 PST

goodnews+badnews=blog

good news:-I'm still awesome.-I'm coming home at the end of August [or sooner if this continues to be a big ol' pile of bitchshit.]-Internet gets sped up tomorrow. -I know how to spell tomorrow correc...
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST

I think i do this too much...

TodayFound a few places to crash when i get back to ptown[though i might need a few moar since sum might not turn out]Drew some nude women[try it, good times o.Worked on one of 4 of the short stories ...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:18:00 PST

Pichas!

my little brotherthe house i live inEsther [dad wife] and Jack.and another one of Jackcause hes so darn cute....
Posted by Jennifer on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

my day was better

Woke up at 8damn u to hell traviswent to the zooooosaw animalslearned some FUN factsafter went downtown for usual shinaniganspizzacatocoffeemission: looking for a CHEAP psp[not easy]saw an old wifecau...
Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 26 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

when there is nothing...theres always bash.

Niva> I bet whoever invented Jello did so because he had a lot of friends who did acid, and really wanted to fuck with them.Niva> "Hey, Matt, pour me a glass of water."Niva> "Sure man, I- HOLY SHIT!"A...
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:58:00 PST