Hot-air ballooning, Nil Failstorm, and Treetop Acrobatics |
I went hot-air ballooning last night. I took my camera up with me to shoot some footage. I was the only person in the basket, and I had never done this before. After reaching five thousand feet or so,...
Posted by Jesus Crank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Love? |
The intuitive portion of my mind says I'll be filled with love very soon. My brain says BULLSHIT.
Posted by Jesus Crank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
why do i do this to myself? |
so like a moron, i started talking to her again. you know, play it cool, whatever. i thought something miiiiight happen. it looked that way. then she found somebody else. but i can't stop. i'm a junki...
Posted by Jesus Crank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i got that skate itch |
i want to grind my trucks so bad. i have to let my ankle heal, though. i went out to smoke a j one night, and i figured i'd skate while doing so. i didn't know my ramp was frosty. yea, i slipped out a...
Posted by Jesus Crank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the fat olympics |
we have the retarded olympics, so why are there no fat olympics? this is such a good idea! i'd love to see fat hurdles, distance running, high-dive, all in different weight classes. it's fun, entertai...
Posted by Jesus Crank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
breakfast time |
so a friend told me yesterday to call him around lunchtime. that got me thinking: we have lunchtime, snack time, and dinnertime, but we don't have breakfast time. why is that? anyhoo, today's gonna be...
Posted by Jesus Crank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
it's-a bit-a cold-a |
damn. it's cold. and it's gonna be cold for a long time. i wanna move somewhere with a warm climate. the problem is that i have all of those places on an individual basis. not to mention, i've got fdr...
Posted by Jesus Crank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the "gay marriage" issue |
it doesn't matter if it's straight or gay: marriage is a bad idea!!
Posted by Jesus Crank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
no wax! |
why do rollerbladers--and to a lesser extent skateboarders--feel a
necessity to cake every grindable surface in wax? crete, granite,
marble, metal, plastic: fuckers have to put wax on it. look, there'...
Posted by Jesus Crank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
payday |
oh god, i hate this wretched day called payday. it makes me want to fucking cry. my paycheck is skinnier than an ethiopian supermodel. i've been working there for eight months, and all i make is STILL...
Posted by Jesus Crank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
