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mr. cockerspaniel in your poodle

About Me

INTERNET PIMP
It's easier than real pimpin.

I have the ability to know a lot about a girls' future just by looking at some pictures of her face. It's a gift.
It is a fact that I have the hottest group of friends ever assembled. You may have more hot friends than me, but they don't stack up on average as being absolutely top notch like my friends. I love you all ladies. Any guys pretending to be a chick can please go ahead and delete me.

By the way: Who do these guys think they are fooling when they put five pics of a porno princess on their profile and claim to be a chick, and then say "ONLY GIRLS, NO GUYS CAN ADD ME, LETS CYBER GIRLS". It's obvious that you are all guys pretending to be women and helping each other masterbate. It would make more sense if you were a guy who refused to add guys.

My Interests

i like the finer things in life. i'm not an ass man, i'm not a boob man, i like whatevers closest to my face. and i can't see anything wrong with breast implants. jimmy is basically like roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it. holler if you here me.

I'd like to meet:

sexy bitches with low inhibitions

What You Should Know:
Jimmy the Skunk only wants the hottest women on the planet to be his friends.

If you would like to become a Jimmy Jocker, send me a pic. I love you all.
Why do certain ladies honor me this way?I guess they enjoy my picture comments. haha

Music:

hard rock, hard-core gangsta rap, and bedroom music (because you know the better the music the wetter the puddin. i'm goin swimmin!

Movies:

my own work plus weapons of ass destruction, up and cummers, barely 18, college fuck fest, clockwork orgy, blow jimmy, pimps up hoes down, american pimp, and shrek. that donkey is a motherfucker!

Heroes:

peter north, richard pryor, scarface, daryl strawberry, don the magician from san juan, my lineage, i'm really my own hero too