I Loves me music,..Playing Guitar+Bass
Go-Karting,
Mountain Bikes/Biking
(XC+Downhill stuff),
History,
A Love old cars restored
...Nowt fancy..mostly old Fords
(GT40,Cortina,Capri)A likes me Fords,
My childhood cartoons
(Mostly Count Duckula Tho),
Tappy Tappy Tinternet,....
....I've lost interest....watch this instead..............
..'Sa new one .........
................................................... Nothing special...Just bordem setting in.
I'd like to meet:
The tax-man.....Twat....Err....Noel and Julian(Boosh),Chris Rock,The Souls....which I now have(nodding in delight),Our Count D,Davey Havok,Bruce Campbell,Dave Grohl&Taylor Hawkins(bloody nice guys),Bill Baily,Eddie Izzard,I'd personaly set light to my feet to see The Blues Brothers together Again but..........,errr...c'mon ya get the jist ye..the bands I like and clever yet funny ass people.....And one perticualar person I'd like to see again.
Jack the snail boy.....Part 1.
He was a simple lad was Jack, didn't know much more than making animals from
Ribena straws and burning small stuffed Womble teddy's.
Unknown to him....His life was to change.
One night in his yard as he played with a melon with the face of Bob Hoskins,
He heard a voice call to him,..."Jack,Jack,Jack my lad".
"The FXXK was that" he asked as he jumped.
"'Twas me ma boy" the voice answered.
"show your self you fiend" he said with anger.
And from under the bushes crawled something so strange,
It was a badger the size of a standard tea spoon.
The badger had not come to harm him,but to show him the ways of life in the grass.
Jack,Being an unsociable git,turned and said.
"Piss of ya black and white freakishly small badger,ya furry nocturnal little Twat".
and booted the badger against a strangly disighned plant-pot.
The badger was gutted.He'd come to show Jack the wonders of life in the grass and in return got a
good old kickin'.
In the cruel side of his heart the badger got angry,and with a humorous twist he still
intended to show Jack the new life.
Instead of a cat or a mean ass spider,he turned Jack into a Snail....with the furry body and legs of a moth.
Music:
A.F.I.
Bouncing Souls.
Alkaline Trio.
NOFX.
Bad Religion.
Pennywise.
The Movie Life(RIP)
I Am The Avalanche.
Foo Fighters.
Nirvana.
Rancid.
Bodyjar.
Green Day(old stuff)
R.E.M.
Disturbed.
The Offspring.
Farse.
And a whole load of other stuff.
The above are just the ones of every day.
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Movies:
*Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas,Blues Brothers,Evil Deads,Living Deads,(Zombie style kinda cheesy action horror),Usual Suspects,Ordanary Decent Criminal,Natural Born Killers,Tremors*,.....Its so hard to make lists...am tired.
Television:
The Mighty Boosh..(Brilliant),Count Duckular,Inspector Gadget,South Park,Transformers,Sliders,Red Dwarf,Monty Python,Stand-up,(Eddie Izzard,Chris Rock,Bill Bailey),Bottom,HHGTTG,Young ones,..
Basicly good british style comedey...as well as Motorsport,Top Gear,Extreme sports,Documentarys(wars,cars,weapons,unnaturall disasters,Conspiricys,Wildlife,Environment..)
To be honest thats just some of the stuff I remember watching.
Dont watch sa much now.
Books:
Stick boy liked Match girl,
he liked her alot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.But could a flame ever burn
for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally;
he burned up pretty quick.
Heroes:
The Ford GT40.
The car that was made to,and did, beat Farrari at Le Mans 1966 in 1st,2nd and 3rd.
Jack Daniel.
Optimus Prime.....
Souls........
Nothing in life is sure bet anyway...You're Gone
