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Sam and Red Bull go to white castle

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smooth and cold
the worst night of my life
choking slightly
but loving that feeling
bouncing off walls
yelling with friends
sceaming all emotion
and throwing inhibition out the window
welcome to reality
to my syrup looking life
golden brown
and ready to make you happy
I'm sorry about tomorrow
'cause you won't remember
and you'll swear over and over
that it'll never happen again
cheers to my life
on the rocks of reality
welcome to hangovers
welcome to rum and cokes
So I realized something tonight. Phone calls are like dating somebody. You can be too clingy, or you can be too distant. Whenever you hang up the phone it's like breaking up with somebody. Nobody ever wants to hangup first, just like nobody ever wants to be the one to say "it's over". And like many relationships, after the breakup occurs, you try and replace them with a different person, maybe even a few, but sooner or later, you always end up back on the phone with the person you "broke up" with at first, and you'll tell them all about your day, and all about what's going on with you at the moment and you'll hear all about them. So I figured that I'd give out this information that I thought up at the end of my 3 week, barely sleeping, heavy drinking, and incredibly miserable session. Good luck with the phone calls everybody...don't break too many hearts out there ;-)
What..s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
Knife
It's a knife. You use it for stabbing people. Although it might not be as pimped out and ghetto as the other weapons, it's more effective, which makes you more of a thug...I think.

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My Interests

cars, money, alcohol, speeding tickets, alcohol, speeding tickets, a beer or two or six pack, more speeding tickets, evading the police, wearing ridiculous masks to non-costume parties, andddd that's about it.

Books:

Kama Sutra (the 800 page unabridged version of all text and no pictures)....if you're really persistent you can get through it in 2 days like me :-D

My Blog

Sam's Term paper on love (not real)

the methods of love....*kiss on the forehead ------------ "forever you will be mine"*kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"*kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"*kiss on the hand--...
Posted by Sam and Red Bull go to white castle on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:42:00 PST

Top 10 Do's and Don'ts Before I die.

Top 10 things that I would like to do again before I die:10.Go to New Zealand.9.Take the exhaust of the Eclipse...F1 Ferrari part 2.8.Shoot army flares off my rooftop on 4th of July.7.Go Golfing in my...
Posted by Sam and Red Bull go to white castle on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:16:00 PST