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Dave Wastespace

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About Me

Born into a family of impoverished gypsies, my parents (sisters, they were... I have to say that same-sex, inscestuous marriages were all the rage in the 80s), Slobadan and Annacornacova, both simple of wit, with a kind of mysterious peasant beauty about them (suffice to say, their teeth were somewhat lacking and they only washed their oily hair once a month and scales had started to form around their rusty, parched lips typical of the gypsy lifestyle), left me in the trust of a rich and flamboyant Circus performer with the curious name, Luigi Scalamouche Scalamouche Will You Do the Fandango Watkins (his real name was Ted Watkins) as a repayment for a longstanding debt. I was raised until the age of 5 alongside various performing animalia and eventually found solace with Terry the Terrifying Tiger (named after Terry Nutkins from 'The Really Wild Show'), the tremendous bond lasted until Terry's unfortunate date with the butchers knife, at the behest of Luigi, now ailing and incontinent. I soon escaped and, by the tender age of 8 earned the job of shaddow Home Secretary, a role in which I took great pleasure and, as it proved would require the animallinguisic skille that I had aquired those many years beforehand. At 12, I had to resign over a longwinded, and at times, symphonic affair with a secretary of mine (the veluptuous Sandra, 58 from Essex, 19 stone and 5 ounces of sheer sexual drive and animation). It was at this time in my life that I realised that I needed a change. I moved to Milton Keynes and set up my very own Barbershop quartet, with 7 other gentlemen of great importance from the city. After a series of misadventures, which I will not go into now, we ended up in a famed Hungarian bath house in Budapest where an argument over goulash broke out with 5 of the members of the quartet. Eastern culinary delicacies went flying and eventually our friendly male guide, Boris said, "enough is enough" and pulled out a cleverly disguised gun from an obscure crevis around his midrift. I have no recollection of subsequent events, however, I woke up 2 years later in Hollywood Bowl in the Finchley Lido. To my great surprise, I discovered that in the fracas, I had lost the ability to speak with a normal English accent. Instead, I had adopted a strange dialect of computerised American, which required me to type onto a keyboard using my last remaining unparalysed finger in order to communicate with the God forsaken world that lay around me. Yes. I am STEPHEN HAWKING. dun dun duuuuun I edited my profile at Jewish Layouts , check out these Jewish Myspace Layouts!
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Cause: poor dental hygiene
Symptoms: jaw dislocation, beeping, liver pain
Cure: acupuncture
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My Interests

I enjoy sailing and woodwork and handicrafts and whittling and photographing. I am also interested in a wide veriety of music.YES YES YES. Do the thing below!!


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NOT THE WILL HOMER SURVEY
Name: Dave
Birthday: 28/09/89
Birthplace: london
Current Location: in my room
Eye Color: a rich shade of brown
Hair Color: Light Brown, with natural blonde highlights
Height: 6.0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: no, National Trust
The Shoes You Wore Today: yes, you're right, i did.
Your Weakness: Structural? I would have to say subsidance.
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: Veneziana
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: oooooo
Thoughts First Waking Up: Happy thoughts, Happy thoughts
Your Best Physical Feature: My well shaped nose
Your Bedtime: 8:30 (if I'm good)
Your Most Missed Memory: I've forgotten
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: ewwwwwww
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: ewwwww - TEA
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: only occasionally, although the terets does make that hard.
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes (don't you just hate it!!)
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: I have an idea
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: abit
Do you like Thunderstorms: no, I absolutely adore them
Do you play an Instrument: yes, piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' What, literally a shrivled fruit? NO WAY. They are definatley not suitable as seating implements.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes, at the Finchley Old Person's Centre
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes, people tend to laugh at me
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: errrm, eaten by a shark, i think, yes.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: MacDonalds assistant
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair:
Height: 1.63m
Weight: anything above 19 stone
Best Clothing Style: ecclectic/gypsy
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I have no regrets

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I'd like to meet:


MySpace Codes Pamela Anderson.................so I can knock some of her front teeth out with a mallet. Sally Gunnel, the olympic hurdles gold medallist (you have to admire old Sally), Gregor Rasputin and Paul Daniels (Debbie MacGee....not so much). Also Charlotte Church (I FOOKIN' 'ATE 'ER) so I can splash acid onto her ridiculous face. Same with Lily Allen. H2SO4 + Face ------ Success + Water + Salt
You scored as Nazi.

Nazi


92%

Fascism


50%

Anarchism


50%

Democrat


33%

Republican


33%

Socialist


33%

Green


8%

Communism


0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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Music:

Howling Wolf France Gall Carlos Santana Gary Numan Pulp Jacob "Because it's Texas, it takes you all around the WORLD" Perlmutter Run DMC My bufftings cat, Flo. Sly and the Family Stone The bloke from CDP Ray Charles The In-Kraut, one of my favourite albums of German Funk music from 1966 - 1974 Tito "dead" Puente .. width="425" height="350" .. The British army prides its self with its modernity... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

The Thomas Crown Affair, The film adaptation of 'To Kill a Mockingbird', Thriller (Michael Jackson's seminal work), Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, 28 Days Later (seriously the funniest film I have ever seen, apart from, of course Evil Dead 2)

Television:

Thats abit personal isn't it?
You Are 18% Evil
You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want! How Evil Are You?

Books:

I really recommend "One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest" By Ken Kesey and "On the Road" by Jack Kerouac.

Heroes:

hamza behzad. Gavrilo Princip, Archduke Franz Ferdinand, Dolly Parton, Dean Imzain and the cast of Pokemonand also haile gebreselassie and noel edmundsAnd Bessie Smith.And the Serbian version of Snoop Dog. This man is a pure genius. watch his video .. width="425" height="350" embed allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AjgPFKoMv8o"