Lots of VIDEO GAMES, like "Tadslaps the Frog" for Gamecube or "Mr. Trembly-hands on the Island of Damaged Children" for X-box. Every once in a while I even go for some of those online RPG's like "Chainmale: Curse of the Fapping Blacksnake". . . That's right.
THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN NOSSING!!
Anything by The Wiggles or Bernard Herrmann.
Lars Von Trier, the Coen Brothers, Christopher McQuarrie, Tim Burton, Eli Roth, HORROR MOVIESSSSSSSmokin', Scott Bakula.
Arrested Development and Criminal Minds. That's it.
I don't read much. It's too much work.
Johnny Appleseed's lesser-known counterpart, Herbert Pumpkin-sack. He delivered his orange gourds to the mouths of babes from Seattle to Fort Lauderdale in a two week period now commemorated throughout the continental states in a three day festival known as "Pumpkin Humpin' Hullabaloo" in which participants go on a hike to deliver the message Herbert Pumpkin-sack strove so hard to drive home with his original pumpkin hump in 1842. God bless his soul!