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The man, the myth, the legend...

The facts may change, but my opinion doesn't...

About Me

Well I hung up the guitar (for now) but we are working with Necroharmonic on rereleasing all of the Phlegm shit and maybe a DVD so if anyone has any rare shows on video contact me. I'm the art director at Aptech Graphics now, we do a lot for the rednecks over at NASCAR and some shit for Sony Records (tour/promo crap).Then there's football (Philadelphia Eagles fan 25 years and counting)and drinking that rounds out just about everything other than drugs and sex.
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My Interests

"I like to drink, fight and fuck." GG Allin, 8/29/1956 to 6/28/1993. Drinking absinthe has become quite fun. Making cheap flix and terrible tunes. Roller Skating to the Bee Gees in my purple bell bottoms.

I'd like to meet:

Drunk, rich and easy women who really have no values or morals and of course huge t!ts, just kidding ladies. Photoshop doesn't cure ugly.

Music:

Disco or Death Metal nothing in between, well maybe some oldies doo-wop. Horror Soundtracks are the background to my walk on this Earth.

Movies:

Suspiria,A Clockwork Orange,Fast Times at Ridgemont High,The Exorcist,Evil Dead,Phantasm,Team America,Creature from the Black Lagoon,The Warriors,Day of the Dead,Re-Animator,Strange Brew,Planet of the Apes,Zombi 2,Nightmare before Christmas,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,The Church,Ichi the Killer,Godzilla,Welcome to the Dollhouse,American Movie,Rawhead Rex,Shadow of the Vampire,Cannibal Holocaust,Nadja,Ed Wood,Man Bites Dog,Blue Velvet,Requiem for a Dream,Dead or Alive,The Wicker Man,Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer,The Ugly,Twin Peaks - any Lynch,The Big Lebowski,Kill Bill,It's Alive,The Omega Man,Redneck Zombies,Mark of the Devil,Fuck Fahrenheit 9/11 or anything that fat fuck puts out,Un Chien Andalou,Sin City,Street Trash,and of course the Wizard of Oz

Television:

South Park,Drawn Together,The Young Ones,Football (Pro or College),Family Guy,News,The Daily Show,The Colbert Report,NFL Network

Books:

I Am Legend,The Exorcist,Naked Lunch (even though Burroughs sucked dick, he could write some fucked up shit),Red Dragon,Divine Comedy,A Clockwork Orange,Grey's Anatomy (handbook to me carving your ass up),I've found that using the pages in the bible are way cheaper than buying rolling papers

Heroes:

Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy (we have the same birthday what an honor), Richard Ramirez, David Berkowitz, Albert De Salvo, Dennis Rader, Albert Fish, Ed Gein, The Zodiac Killer, and last but not least Jack the Ripper