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Lawrence

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About Me

What about me isn't a paradox? Amoral, not Imoral, Misanthropic Socialite, A wanderer that just can't seem to get anywhere. Jaded by an overwhelming secular existence but clinging to a shred of naivety for the sheer novelty of it allDescribing myself in as few words as possible.. picture your favorite uncle from child hood, throw the picture away and keep the negative... there you know me as much as you'll ever need to.

My Interests

Most anything to stave of the inevitable waves of boredome that threaten my existence. Writing, Reading, Music, playing music, playing video games and various other nerd like past times, filling a very specialized niche with my friends, barely escaping my just deserts, and (when desperate) watch Televsion

I'd like to meet:

Ever feel like an extra from a James Bond flick? Perhapse your ego is as big as mine and feel that you've landed an enviable walk on part. Chances are you're a self glorified prat who deserves a smack upside the head and I see no reason why I shouldn't be the one to provide it... in the off chance that you aren't a self glorified prat... well, we can be friends anyways.

Music:

Les Claypool, Charles Mingus, Tom Waits, Miles Davis, Audio Slave the GRUNGE ERA SHALL NEVER TRULEY DIE, Leonard Cohen, Tool, Danzig, Car Orloff (the guy who wrote O Fortuna), Beethoven, Handle, Dave Brubeck, Snake River Conspiracy, RISING CONVICTION

Movies:

tales of Loyalty and Hardship, Brotherhood and Sorrow, legends of a valor that knew no bounds... and something always should blow up somewhere

Television:

Television sucks out all that is good and worth while from my soul, and if I spend another fourty bucks a month on top of that I get to watch Boondocks once a week... ROCK!

Books:

Books, books...I think I saw abunch o' them there things in some sorta warhouse where my cityboy cousin was gettin' his learnin done. He spoke to me from those things somethin' by somebody with letters for a first name, I dunno what it was but is sure sounded perty.

Heroes:

Meh Pa, Spider Jerusalem, Tom Waits, Michelangelo(the artist, not the turtle), Lex Luthor, Batman, The Fonz, Raphael (the turtle, not the artist)

My Blog

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There's this group of people that I sometimes associate with. I would like to call them friends, though I can't say they're particularly familiar with me, or I them. After having spent some time toget...
Posted by Lawrence on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:06:00 PST

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Posted by Lawrence on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:54:00 PST

NO I WILL NOT SHUT UP, by Aaron Kes

an aquaintance posted this a few minutes ago, it's the best argument on the subject I've seen so far. I'm keeping it here, in case it doesn't survive long on the bulletin board._______________________...
Posted by Lawrence on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:46:00 PST

I am not Goth

Again, I am not Goth. Why am I not Goth? People who tend to be Goth tend to be whiney self indulgent morons who think that their pain seperates them from the rest of the world. Wearing all black and p...
Posted by Lawrence on Tue, 23 May 2006 06:22:00 PST

Damn the MAN

Today I met the MAN face to face. I met the MAN and I lost. Do you know why? Because you can't shank the MAN. You can't shank the MAN because there's always either an inch and a half worth of bullet ...
Posted by Lawrence on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:08:00 PST

neener

I'm not a joiner. I am not one to go out and find a group where I feel I belong. I've got an inherent problem with people, and groups present alot of problems in a tidey package. While individual flaw...
Posted by Lawrence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm too old for this existential angst crap.

Hate.. Is this the only thing I talk about. It's been the only real constant, long ago proven to be the only thing I rely on. The idea of hating myself for my hatred got boring a long time ago. I am ...
Posted by Lawrence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a bassist who does not bass is a bassist no longer

not too long ago I came to the conclusion that my bass hates me. It can't stand to be touched by me and I swore I wouldn't touch that horrendous black mostrosity again. So we're at a stand off right n...
Posted by Lawrence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one night, not horribly long ago, I wrote this in a fit of boredom. It's just amusing enough to dust off and keep stored here for a bit.

Oliverdies suddenly from a freak sponge bath accident, up at the pearly gates of heaven he encounters St. PeterPete: Oh this is always awkward. ummmm. you cant come in pal.Oliver: What do you mean I c...
Posted by Lawrence on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST