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Bobby Swayback

Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest

About Me

I walk the razor's edge and laugh in the face of death, but am also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

I love to dance, but ain't too good at it; at least I'm willing to put my arms above my head, unlike most dudes.

Half-Southern/half-Yankee, living in L.A., which means I have manners about one-fourth of the time.

I'm single. I have a car and a job (though I admit, neither is very impressive).

I've won awards for my writing, but can't find anyone to pay me for it.

I support the WGA strike !

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

History (especially Roman... and yes, that includes Byzantine!... and Ottoman!). Science (I read the works of Einstein, Feynman and Sagan just for kicks). Writing. Great conversation (but beware my Will Hunting streak!). Politics. Riding my bike, running and taking long walks on my days off.

I'd like to meet:

My ideal woman: athletic, attractive, 30-something; prefers Hector over Achilles, Themistocles over Leonidas, and the Amazons over all of them; Lovecraft over Poe, Poppy Z. Brite over Anne Rice, Octavia Bulter over Oprah Winfrey; the Stones over the Beatles, Le Tigre over the Pussycat Dolls, Buffy Anne Summers over Sarah Connor, and the Nocturnals over the X-Men.If she tosses me 'tude while flirting, I know she's a keeper.I swoon like a demimonde if she cusses like a scofflaw.Her body's not a temple, it's a canvas.And yeah, her heart belongs to punk rock.

Oh, and aside from her, I want to meet everyone else, even the folks I've already met; I miss all my Peeps!:

Music:

This changes for me every day. My CD collection runs the gamut from Hank Williams Sr. to Wu Tang Clan.

In between you'll find lots of punk and indie rock, a little classical, electronica, and even a tad bit of Weird Al Yankovic.

The Killers, TV On The Radio, Flaming Lips, White Stripes, The Strokes, Modest Mouse, Le Tigre, Radiohead, She Wants Revenge, Ladytron, Matson Jones, M. Ward, Bloc Party, etc. etc.

Movies:

If it comes from Asia and has lots of ass-whuppin', then I'm game.

Television:

Current faves: Law & Order: SVU, Life and Dexter.

Perennial faves: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, Battlestar Galactica, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, any Star Trek, Babylon 5, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Firefly, and The History Channel.

Books:

Just Finished: Making History by Stephen Fry; who'da thought that a novel about a guy who inadvertently changes history and causes the Nazis to win would be so damned funny? And on purpose, too! Look it up; it's worth it.

Still Working On: Byzantium, Volume II: The Apogee by John Julius Norwich.

In general, I prefer science fiction, fantasy, alternative history, some horror now and then. If you're lucky, you might sometimes catch me reading actual "literature," too.

Heroes:

Everyone's a hero if you catch them at the right time!

My Blog

Best argument I’ve ever heard for animal rights and environmentalism

Stumbled across it the other day, and remembered how deeply it swayed me the first time I read it:"But there is one more reason to protect other species. One seldom if ever mentioned. Perhaps we are t...
Posted by Bobby Swayback on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:38:00 PST

2008 Resolutions

Keeping it simple this year. In no order of preference:-- Get a new supply of socks.-- Become a regular at the local watering hole, cafe, or other hang-out.-- Start a journal-- Finish one of the four ...
Posted by Bobby Swayback on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:51:00 PST

Loose Change meets The DaVinci Code!

I used to tell my Momma, back when I was 12 or so, that all the Dungeons & Dragons I was playing would actually come in handy one day. I never thought I'd be proved right.It happened like this: I...
Posted by Bobby Swayback on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:19:00 PST

UPDATE -- Someone in Hollywood loves me!

Hi everyone!As expected, my script "Prince Of Hell" received an Honorable Mention in the annual Script Savvy contest. Yay!This gets me.... nothing! Except bragging rights, which I'll be using in a que...
Posted by Bobby Swayback on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:13:00 PST

Someone in Hollywood loves me!

...and I kicked major ass! As part of my self-marketing efforts, I earlier this year entered several script writing contests. One of them, Script Savvy, offered professional coverage to each entrant a...
Posted by Bobby Swayback on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:42:00 PST

More fun with Truthiness!

I've been having a little tete a tete with a semi-famous 9/11 conspiracy theorist, creator of the film 9/11 Revisited, which implies that bombs were used to bring down the Twin Towers. Since it's star...
Posted by Bobby Swayback on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:06:00 PST

A foot no longer in Hollywood's door

So, I've turned a corner of sorts. A year and a half ago, in the midst of financial woes and serious second-thinking about my decision to move to L.A., I optioned a script. A pretty stunning develo...
Posted by Bobby Swayback on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:26:00 PST

REPOST -- Between Iraq and the Hard Right

In light of recent events (the ISG report, growing violence in Iraq, the Jew-haters International meeting in Iran), I thought it apposite to revisit my initial thoughts on it all. This is something I ...
Posted by Bobby Swayback on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:17:00 PST

Top 20 Things I've Learned From The 9/11 Truth People (Updated)

In response to all the popular demand and positive feedback, I have revised and expanded my list of findings. Top 20 Things I've Learned From The 9/11 Conspiracy Crowd 1. The Jews did it. 2. You ar...
Posted by Bobby Swayback on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:17:00 PST

Shameless self-promotion

Recently, I corresponded with Irshad Manji, one of the coolest and funniest political writers on the scene these days. She liked my response so much she posted it on her website. I am the "Robert" who...
Posted by Bobby Swayback on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:34:00 PST