The following was written by the Stig's publicist, as the Stig doesn't speak. However, the Stig may reply to your comments with symbols only.
The tame racing driver.
* I was born in space.
* My favourite food is raw meat.
* I sleep upside down like a bat.
* My sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
* My skin has the texture of dolphins.
* If you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear my thoughts.
* I do not see like humans do, instead I see numbers in green scrolling down.
* I forage for wolves at night.
* I am scared of bells.
* I once punched a horse to the ground.
* My politics are terrifying.
* I lives in a tree.
* I was raised by wolves.
* I appear on high-value stamps in Sweden.
* My favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
* I has no understanding of clouds.
* My earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
* I am confused by stairs.
* I naturally face magnetic north.
* I am illegal in 17 U.S. states.
* My heart ticks like a watch.
* All my legs are hydraulic.
* I can accumbularate.
* I appear on Japanese banknotes.
* There's an airport in Russia named after me.
* I am wanted by the CIA.
* My breath smells of magnesium.
* I can catch fish with my tongue.
* My tears are adhesive.
* If set alight, Id burn for a thousand days.
* I am terrified of ducks.
* My voice can only be heard by cats.
* I have two sets of knees.
* I can swim seven lengths underwater.
* I can melt concrete on contact.
* I am more machine than man.
* I have webbed buttocks.
* My heart is in upside down.
* My teeth glow in the dark.
* My favorite food is raw meat
* I have no age
