THE DAVID LETTERMAN TOP TEN THINGS ABOUT ME:
1)I'M THE EASIEST PERSON TO GET ALONG WITH.I WILL BE COOL TO YOU IF YOUR COOL TO ME.
2)I HAVE A GREAT FAMILY.MY WIFE STACEY IS THE FORCE BEHIND ME AND MY 2 DAUGHTERS,PAIGE AND SAMANTHA ARE THE REASONS WHY I LIVE TO BE BETTER.
3)I HAVE GREAT BROTHERS.JAKE WHO IS MARRIED TO JOANN AND IN THE NAVY,PLUS MY NEPHEW AIDEN WHO I ADORE MORE THAN THEY KNOW.I MISS HIM GROWING UP!JUSTIN WHO JUST GRADUATED COLLEGE AND HAS A GOOD GIRLFRIEND SABRINA.
4)I HAVE GREAT FRIENDS.DAN HAS BEEN MY BUD FOR 20 YEARS,TODD WHO HAS BEEN A BUD FOR 14 YEARS,AND SEAN AND MIKE WHO ARE MY BUDS FOR 8 YEARS.
5)IF YOU FUCK WITH ANY OF THEM,I WILL DESTROY YOUR EXISTENCE ON THIS PLANET.TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS,I WILL AND CAN KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ANYBODY ANY DAY GUARANTEED.
6)I'M AN ABRASIVE GUY TO SOME.I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR AND A DIRTY MOUTH.I DON'T CARE IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS IF YOU DESERVE IT.
7)I LOVE TO HAVE A GREAT TIME ALL THE TIME.LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SERIOUS.AS THE SAYING GOES,WE DON'T GET OUT ALIVE SO ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST!
8)I RESPECT EVERYBODY AND I'M OLD SCHOOL.I BELIEVE IN TREATING PEOPLE LIKE HOW I WANT TO BE TREATED.BE A PRICK,I'M GOING TO BE A BIGGER ONE.
9)I LOVE TEQUILA AND THE REDROCKER SAMMY HAGAR.I'M A REDHEAD FOR LIFE.
10)AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,I'M THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER TO WALK THE PLANET.
