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Irate Marquis de Barricus

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About Me

This is Barry. He enjoys rock and roll, independent film, excessive amounts of sex, works of art, and the occasional work of fiction. There's alot more, I'm sure, but speaking to me does more justice than some narcissistic analysis of oneself. Send a message, comment, anything. You'll get more clarification there.

My Interests

Drawing. Animation. Loafing. Reading and writing. Engineering and design. Secular Humanism. Standup Comedy. Painting. Weightlifting. Running. Theater.

I'd like to meet:

Rules of conduct when meeting me:
1. Do not make direct eye contact with me.
2. You must adhere to the following procedure when shaking my hand:
i. Stand directly in front of me with both feet together.
ii. Extend your arm in front of you and wait for me to engage if I choose to do so.
iii. If I grant you a hand shake, you may hold my hand, pump once or twice, and then promptly let go. I will then wipe my hand with a moist towelette, and you will bow, step aside and quickly walk away.
3. You must stand at least 3 feet (1 m) apart from me at all times.
4. Do not talk directly to me. If you want to tell me something, write it down and hand it to an assistant.
5. Formal attire is encouraged (suit + tie if possible).

Music:

More than what you'd like to read.

Movies:

Wayne's World, Lord of The Rings, A Clockwork Orange, This Is Spinal Tap, Dawn of The Dead, An American Werewolf in London, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, various Quentin Tarantino films, Full Metal Jacket, Evil Dead, American History X, Starship Troopers, Office Space, Gladiator, The Good Shepherd, Braveheart, Apocalypto, The Beach, Decline of Western Civilization..., American Psycho, Donnie Darko, Pi, Face, Mississipi Burning, Stranger Than Fiction, Saving Private Ryan, This Film Is Not Yet Rated, Thank You For Smoking, The Lovers on the Bridge, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Dreamers, I Am David, IFC Short Films, I Heart Huckabees, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Wild At Heart

Television:

I don't watch television.

Books:

- The Lord of The Rings trilogy


- The Hobbit


- Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Handbook
- Animal Farm
- The Anarchist's Cookbook
- 1984
- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas


- The Alphabet of Manliness
- Apathy: And Other Small Victories
- The Plot Against America
- The Dragons of Expectation
- The Sirens of Titan


- Cat's Cradle
- Slaughterhouse-Five
- Mother Night
- Starship Troopers
- Look At My Striped Shirt
- Bellefleur

Heroes:

- George Ouzounian - Mike Portnoy - Bas Rutten - Chuck Shuldiner - Tom Leykis - Leo Buscaglia

My Blog

Who Am I?

I'm not one to say I do the best I can at my endeavors. I don't. I am far from that. I feel it my moral obligation to set my endeavors straight before pursuing them. I found myself flipping in variou...
Posted by Irate Marquis de Barricus on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:24:00 PST

Cherries

BAHAHAHAHA.   GutturalSecrete2.. (2:51:23 AM)-->: Why were cherries ment to be popped?GutturalSecrete2.. (2:51:27 AM)-->: lolBarricus.. (2:51:35 AM)-->: because the juice is deliciousGutturalSecr...
Posted by Irate Marquis de Barricus on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:55:00 PST

Uttermost Small Talk

The smallest small-talk conversation in existance. I challenge you to converse a more meager talk than we.   Coolcifer.. (9:45:14 PM)-->: goddamnCoolcifer.. (9:45:16 PM)-->: whos that bullet...
Posted by Irate Marquis de Barricus on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST

How to effectively give a false statement:

Step 1: Lie. Every false statement begins with telling a lie, so naturally the first thing to do is to make a bullshit claim. It is important that this person doesn't know more than you acco...
Posted by Irate Marquis de Barricus on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST

Self Help: "I'm Bored"

Boy, am I fucking sick of hearing that bullshit. Bored? BORED!? Who the fuck cares? Not only doesn't anyone fucking care, but it doesn't exactly speak well for these people when they announce tha...
Posted by Irate Marquis de Barricus on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:07:00 PST

Debunking "Eternal Life"

The scientific definition of life:"the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of ...
Posted by Irate Marquis de Barricus on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 08:52:00 PST

We Live As Men, We Die As Soldiers

That is what he said to me that day."Hey kid, we live to fight."I figured he was joking. We were both pieces of a two-piece puzzle, him and I. Since birth, I was missing both my legs, forced in a whee...
Posted by Irate Marquis de Barricus on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:27:00 PST

Will you PETA dipshits ever shut the fuck up?

Animal rights? Animals don't have rights. If they did, those chickens, cows, kittens, and dogs that were left to roam free through their boorish animal lives would eventually have to be locked up...
Posted by Irate Marquis de Barricus on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:43:00 PST

For Seniors

Look forward to college, for those of you not imbecilic enough to make it. For those who fucked up, hah. You're fucked. And you'll probably continue to be fucked all through your mediocre career....
Posted by Irate Marquis de Barricus on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:41:00 PST

Humor

I seldom ever find anyone funny. I've even become more critical of newer comedians, as they seem to pull their jokes straight out of their assholes. Humor is dying. What the fuck happened to clever co...
Posted by Irate Marquis de Barricus on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:34:00 PST