Just Plain Dave - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I try not to take myself too seriously and I hope nobody else does either.

My Interests

I like music, movies, television, books and heroes...and making people laugh at my expense.

I'd like to meet:

non-uncool people

Music:

I like The Ramones, Screeching Weasel, The Lillingtons, Teenage Bottlerocket, Chixdiggit!, The Methadones, Darlington, The Riverdales, Groovie Ghoulies, The Mopes, Squirtgun, The Queers, MTX, The Huntingtons, The Manges and anyone else that has fun doing what they do.

Movies:

I like anything with ninjas, vampires, zombies, robots, Cory Feldman and Andrew McCarthy. In fact, they should make a movie where Cory Feldman is a robotic ninja on a quest to fight vampires with Andrew McCarthy as his zombie sidekick. I'd give up BOTH my kidneys to see that movie!

Television:

MXC...I don't care who you are, that shit is funny.

Books:

Dr. Suess, Harry Potter, my 9th grade geometry textbook, the little books that CD's come with, Issac Asimov's books about robots, and anything with pictures

Heroes:

Spiderman, Superman, The Flash, Silver Surfer, X-Men, Fantastic Four, Green Lantern and...did I say Spiderman already?
You are Iron Man Iron Man 70% The Flash 65% Spider-Man 60% Green Lantern 60% Robin 60% Superman 55% Supergirl 40% Wonder Woman 35% Hulk 30% Catwoman 25% Batman 20% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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My Blog

Christmas Jeers

Every year around this time I hear the same thing. Somebody is complaining about how Christmas is blown way out of proportion and that all this gift giving propaganda was created by the corporat...
Posted by Just Plain Dave on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:36:00 PST

When Girls Use My Heart as a Toilet

Girls suck. If they weren't so hot, I'd probably be gay. Then again, gay men are probably just as big of a headache as girls are.Are all girls psychotic or just the ones that I've had the ...
Posted by Just Plain Dave on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:57:00 PST

Things Just Aren't The Same Anymore

Today I had a box of Cracker Jacks. I haven't had a box of Cracker Jacks since...well...I can't remember when the last time was because it was that long ago. I was never a huge fan of the ...
Posted by Just Plain Dave on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

Why I Love America (a rant by Dave)

We live in a very unique country. Some people love it, many people hate it. I love it. I think I live in the greatest country in the world. The reason why I think we live in th...
Posted by Just Plain Dave on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:30:00 PST