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jackers.

GIVE ME FOOD.

About Me

i'm mostly a funloving fat beast. i enjoy food quite a bit. i get along with everyone i meet, but stay out of my territory or i'll claw you to death. i HATE to exercise. i like that my stomach is so large that it touches the floor when i walk. i'm a fat mess, but i love to cuddle and i'm damn good at it!

My Interests

eating, whining, eating, playing, eating, scratching, CATNIP, eating, cuddling with other cats and humans, eating, skateboarding, have i mentioned eating?

I'd like to meet:

other cool cats from the bay!

Music:

Wilco, Dylan, The Beatles, John Lennon, The Stones, The Influents, Uranium 9-Volt, Green Day, Armchair Martian, Motion City Soundtrack, Bad Astronaut, Lagwagon, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, Etc.

Movies:

Garfield-The Movie, The Aristocats.

Television:

Garfield, mostly, Heathcliffe was a good one too.

Books:

i can't read books on account of the fact that i lack the opposable thumb. but when there's a human around, i like them the flip through some Calvin and Hobbes.

Heroes:

Chico.

My Blog

what an eventful day!

i ate some food. then i pooped. i better go take a nap.
Posted by jackers. on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 04:44:00 PST

new song!

but whatever you do, don't tell my owner. he'd kill me if he found out i was listening to (and enjoying) The Influents. why can't the past just be in the past? man, i gotta poop.
Posted by jackers. on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:11:00 PST

today

today was pretty much a lazy day for everyone. i kissed chester and now i'm sitting on the recliner in the dark while the computer's ultraviolet rays burn my little eyeballs. i think i'll take a nap a...
Posted by jackers. on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:13:00 PST

cuddling

oh man, i freaking love cuddling. the human and i cuddled last night. i love when he pays attention to me and makes me feel loved. it gives me a tingly feeling inside....
Posted by jackers. on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 05:49:00 PST