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Dave "Birdie"

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About Me

I am a power lifter...or at least I WAS until I hurt my back and shoulder a few years ago. It SUCKS, I would MUCH rather be working out and getting stronger than laid up hurt. I am a HUGE Lou Ferrigno fan. He is the man that inspired me to start weight lifting. When I was a little kid, I loved to watch The Incredible Hulk EVERY morning. I would LOVE to be as built as he was and STILL IS. I have a long way to go before I get to that point lol. I'm VERY OUTSPOKEN, I'm the type of person that tells it like it is no matter who likes it and who don't. If I feel like I'm gettin screwed in anyway I will let you know about it. I'm NOT the type of person to let someone run over me or treat me like sh*t and sit there, take it and not say anything. If you really don't wanna know my opinion on something, DON'T ask me cause I'll tell ya what I think, and won't care weather you like WHAT I said or THE WAY I said it. Most of my family is like that. Don't get me wrong, We are not mean... just honest weather you wanna hear it or not.


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My Interests



I'd like to meet:


- Mia St. John
- Mariah Carey
- Nia Peeples
- Amy Lee
- Tylene Buck
- Ashley Massaro
- Jillian Hall
- Lita
- Maria Kanellis
- Trish Stratus
- Brooke Hogan
- Talia Madison
- Juliya Chernetsky
- April Hunter
- Ahmo Hight
- Jennie Finch
- Ashley Lawrence
- Shawn Micheals
- Triple H
- Hulk Hogan
- Vince McMahon
- Lou Ferrigno
- Stan Lee
- Bill Bixby
- Paul "Bear" Bryant
- Cornelius Bennett
- Joe Namath

Music:

I love music, I own close to 300 cd's. I will pretty much listen to anything but Bluegrass, Techno and Death Metal... They make me sick.

Below is a list of my favorite artists or bands
(These are not in any order)


- Kitana
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Journey
- Alabama
- Jefferson Starship
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Mul-Ty
- Shai
- Shenandoah
- Tracey Lawrence
- Type O Negative
- Elvis Presley
- Mariah Carey
- Black Sabbath
- Hank Williams
- Hank Williams Jr.
- Evanescence
- Conway Twitty
- Godsmack
- Korn
- Boyz 2 Men
- Matchbox 20
- Destiny's Child
- Bubba Sparxxx
- Color Me Badd
- DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
- Case
- Jagged Edge
- Jodeci
- Papa Roach
- The Oak Ridge Boys
- Ginuwine
- Creed
- The Hot Boyz
- George Jones
- Linkin Park
- Waylon Jennings
- Toad The Wet Sprocket
- Aaliyah
- George Strait
- Metallica
- Eminem
- 2pac
- Nickel Creek
- Snoop Dogg
- Disturbed
- Dr. Dre
- 3 Doors Down
- P.O.D.
- I.C.P.

Movies:

Anything but "Chick Flix"

Television:

My Favorite Television Shows

- College football
- He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe (80's cartoon)
- Thundercats (80's cartoon)
- Buck Rogers In The 25th Century
- South Park
- Monday Night Raw
- Friday night Smackdown
- ECW
- TNA Impact
- The Duke's Of Hazzard
- The Incredible Hulk
- Knight Rider
- Dog The Bounty Hunter
- Grounded For Life
- Coach
- Walker, Texas Ranger
- The Ultimate Fighter
- That 70's Show
- King Of The Hill
- Beyond The Break
- Degrassi Jr. High
- Degrassi High
- Smallville
- Family Guy
- Deal Or No Deal

Books:

Below is a list of my favorite books
(These are not in any order)


- Snake - Kenny Stabler
- Stone Cold Steve Austin - The Stone Cold Truth
- Hulk Hogan - Hollywood Hulk Hogan
- The Rock - The Rock Says
- Jerry "The King" Lawler - It's Good To Be The King... Sometimes
- Eddie Guerrero - Cheating Death Stealing Life The Eddie Guerrero Story
- Lita - A Less Traveled R.O.A.D. The Reality Of Amy Dumas
- Shawn Micheals - Heartbreak & Triumph
- "Superstar" Billy Graham - Tangled Ropes
- Ric Flair - To Be The Man

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Heroes:

God, My Parents

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My Blog

IT'S TIME (COMMENTS ARE WELCOME SPECIALLY FROM ALABAMA FANS)

It's time Alabama got rid of Shula. He has proven for 4 years now that he CAN NOT and WILL NOT EVER be able to handle the job. He is NOT a head coach. All he has done since coming to Alabama is make 1...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:56:00 PST

Alabama

Alabama wont win another game this year. It looks like they are gonna get their ass kicked by Miss. St. this week and I KNOW next week LSU  is gonna kick their ass and Auburn is gonna h...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:01:00 PST

Hell Of A Week

Haven't been out of bed but VERY LITTLE since Tuesday. I Feel like sh*t. Now Ive started throwin up. Got a kidney infection so my kidneys feel like I've been beat with a baseball bat. I ache ever...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:26:00 PST

Alabama VS Ole Miss

I am a HUGE Alabama fan but it makes me sick to see em go into overtime and win by only 3 points against a team that has only won 2 games all year. Alabama is not gettin coached AT ALL. Shula and...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:28:00 PST

I Hate When.....

I hate when someone asks ya to do something and then turns around and gets pissed off at ya when ya do it.
Posted by Dave on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:05:00 PST

Alabama Football

There will be Alabama fans that wont like what Im about to say but Im just being honest... Florida, Tennessee, LSU & Auburn are all 4 gonna stomp Alabama in the ground this year if things keep go...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 03:27:00 PST

Alabama vs Vanderbilt

That is absolutely the WORST half of football I have ever seen in my life. COME ON, how do you not score but 3 points in a half against Vanderbilt? I'd be ashamed of my self if I hired a TRACTOR ...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 02:04:00 PST

Auburn/Tennessee football

How can Auburn and Tennessee football players have 5 and 6 years of eligibility when all other schools have only 4 years ? Sounds like they both keep the NCAA funded if ya know what I m...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:13:00 PST

Dane Cook

Last night I watched Dane Cook's stand up comedy show on HBO. During his show he talked about havin sex with some chick and when he described how he pleasured himself for her, he made t...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:24:00 PST

SOUTHERN vs. NORTHERN FOOTBALL

SOUTHERN vs. NORTHERN FOOTBALL Women's Accessories: North: ChapStick in back pocket & a $20 Bill in the front pocket. South: Louis Vuitton duffel with 2 lipsticks, waterproof mascara, & a 5t...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:34:00 PST