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wayfarin'

The horror! The horror!

About Me


I am the Pigeon-Master.

But, I'm also a hardcore bibliophile. I draw lots of pictures. My tattoos make you look way cooler than you actually are. I'm overly obsessed with nuclear blasts.
I never wear shoes.
I have 831 B tattooed in my armpit, and I want to be a scholar when I grow up.
That's all, really.

Things that make me happy: Things that make me sad:
♥ illegible handwriting
♥ leopard print
♥ girls wearing hot pink eyeshadow
♥ sloppy drunks
♥ elitist rockabilly kids
♥ hot topic
♥ ignorance
♥ planes
♥ animal abuse
♥ the eighties
♥ itchy new tattoos
♥ bad html
♥ bears

I am a teenage voodoo queen,
but not your teenage voodoo queen
(unless, of course, you are an atomic robot man).
ack lyts.

My Interests

♥ black cats
♥ tattoos and tattooing
♥ biology, physics
♥ Endstown
♥ the desert
♥ coffee and cigarettes
♥ bohemian anything
♥ little nemo in slumberland
♥ coke zero
♥ dinosaurs
♥ cephalopods
♥ voodoo, hoodoo, occultism
♥ insomniacs, weirdos
♥ people watching
♥ mythology and folklore
♥ anthropology
♥ Darwinism, evolutionary biology
♥ gonzo
♥ archetypes, symbols
♥ animism, polytheism
♥ lowbrow art
♥ any art, really
♥ the nuclear bomb
♥ beat literature, the beat generation
♥ poetry
♥ nabokov, lolita
♥ magical realism
♥ dragonflies, moths, centipedes
♥ things with a lot of legs.
♥ turtles
♥ anything with a birdhead
♥ thoth
♥ writers and writing
♥ reading too much
♥ and, of course, eatin' kittens:

I'd like to meet:



♥ literate rats
♥ EBEs
♥ tattooed weirdos
♥ scientists
♥ a giant octopus
♥ occultists, santeros, mambos
♥ Buddha
♥ Alan Watts
♥ Nietzsche
♥ artists; Botticelli, Bernini, Artemesia Gentileschi, Carravagio, Bosch, Goya, El Greco, Brueghel, Max Ernst, Otto Dix

i'll tell you all my secrets, but i'll lie about my past

Music:

♥ agents of oblivion
♥ deadboy and the elephantmen
♥ acid bath
♥ cold war kids
♥ ryan adams
♥ bright eyes
♥ the rolling stones
♥ tom waits
♥ nick cave and the bad seeds
♥ hasil adkins
♥ david bowie
♥ john spencer blues explosion
♥ r l burnside
♥ john lee hooker
♥ otis rush
♥ muddy waters
♥ led zeppelin
♥ the beatles
♥ dr. john
♥ richard hell
♥ nevermore
♥ the smashing pumpkins
♥ the dresden dolls
♥ death cab for cutie
♥ dog fashion disco
♥ danzig
♥ the misfits
♥ social distortion
♥ samhain
♥ the postal service
♥ the pixies
♥ the preservation hall jazz band
♥ clutch
♥ johnny cash
♥ a perfect circle
♥ monster magnet
♥ t. rex
♥ lou reed
♥ the velvet underground
♥ the new york dolls
♥ the ramones
♥ ray charles
♥ the cramps
♥ iggy and the stooges
♥ classical

Movies:

♥ APOCOLYPSE NOW
♥ haxan
♥ the cabinet of dr. caligari
♥ fear and loathing in las vegas
♥ indiana jones
♥ donnie darko
♥ amelie
♥ lolita
♥ dr. strangelove
♥ dagon
♥ pulp fiction
♥ resevoir dogs
♥ any movie with man-eating dinosaurs

Television:

♥ The X-Files ♥ LOST
♥ mr. show
♥ arrested development
♥ the twilight zone
♥ meerkat manor!
♥ anything on animal planet or discovery
♥ going tribal
♥ documentaries about cryptozoology, ufos, or witchcraft
♥ curb your enthusiasm
♥ the daily show
♥ the colbert report

But really, I can barely keep up with my own life, let alone the imaginary ones of other people.

Books:

favorite books ever:
♥ galapagos, breakfast of champions, and cat's cradle, by kurt vonnegut
♥ heart of darkness, by joseph conrad
♥ jesus's son, by denis johnson
♥ naked lunch, by william burroughs
♥ deathbird stories, by harlan ellison
♥ american gods, by neil gaiman
♥ firmin, by sam savage
♥ his dark materials, by phillip pullman
anything by:
♥ denis johnson
♥ jack kerouac
♥ phillip pullman
♥ jk rowling
♥ william burroughs
♥ francesca lia block
♥ hubert selby jr
♥ kurt vonnegut
♥ charles bukowski
♥ allen ginsberg
♥ neil gaiman
♥ norman mailer
♥ jim carroll
♥ umberto eco
♥ vladmir nabokov
♥ carl jung
♥ harlan ellision
♥ friedrich nietzsche
♥ stephen king
♥ chuck palahniuk
♥ douglas adams
♥ bret eston ellis
♥ irving welsh
♥ gabriel garcia marquez
♥ arturo perez-reverte
♥ oscar wilde
♥ anne rice
♥ fyodor dostoevsky
non-fiction:
♥ art
♥ anthropology
♥ philosophy
♥ psychology
♥ religion
♥ mythology
♥ physics

Heroes:

this little girl:

My Blog

venice

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Posted by wayfarin' on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

French name.

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Posted by wayfarin' on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:29:00 PST

WARNING.

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Posted by wayfarin' on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST

Serious wander-lust.

Somebody, drop me back off in Paris? Just leave me in Montmartre, and I'll take it from there. Okay? Thanks.
Posted by wayfarin' on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:18:00 PST

I'm back. Unfortunatly.

Well, I'm back in Florida. Yay. But, I do have about 700 pictures, of which I may post a hundred or so in the coming days. That's about it.
Posted by wayfarin' on Thu, 18 May 2006 07:43:00 PST

I'm going to Italy!

With my crazy love! In a month!
Posted by wayfarin' on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 06:47:00 PST

I may be the most open to anal sex.

Heterosexual Sex is one activity that taps into Scorpio's hidden fire. To be sure she, she is most uninhibited when it comes to making love. She is a real tease, that girl who'll play footsie with a g...
Posted by wayfarin' on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:37:00 PST