i'm gonna be a millionaire |
So I've decided to get in the toy marketing game (no pun intended). I'm coming out with a line of dolls called Slutz. They're about 6 inches tall, have big pretty eyes and full dick sucking, slutty li...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:36:00 PST |
drunken lullabies |
Oh man, if there's anything greater than cheese when you're drunk, I haven't found it yet. Colby jack, man. It's the way to go. And if you don't agree, then fuck you.
Posted by Emily on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:47:00 PST |
myspace doesn't make sense |
Okay, so I posted a new picture and the caption I wanted didn't fit. I wanted to explain the picture, but apparently there's only so many letters allowed in a caption. So then I just tried t...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:36:00 PST |
Fuck you, Canada |
Yeah, I said it.
As if I didn't have enough of a reason to hate Canada already, now they're taking the Souls. The Bouncing Souls are doing a bunch of shows in Canada, one random one in Denver, and NO...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST |
plea to PBS |
Normally, I love signing on the internet. MSN is my homepage, and I usually take a quick glance at the headlines before I make my way to hours of dicking around here on Myspace. Well you can imagine m...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:23:00 PST |
can I get a fucking A? |
This school has wasted more of my goddamn time than I care to count. An extra year of my life has been wasted in this fucked up institution. I could have been going to grad school already, but no... a...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:31:00 PST |
alkaline trio- what happened? |
I'd be lying if I said the newest Alkaline Trio video didn't disappoint me. They put out a video for "Warbrain". Great fucking song, kinda weak video. All it is tour footage. You know the typical band...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:22:00 PST |
another dumb ass survey. but I can't help it, I'm addicted |
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The Strange Questions Survey
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:
I don't think that would work.
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someo...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:52:00 PST |
way to avoid studying |
Rules: List 20 things you want to say to 20 different people but know you never will. Don't say who they are. Feel free to comment, but don't confirm or answer anything.I stole this from Lisa, who sto...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST |
so apparently I have AIDS |
According to Matt, I have AIDS. This debilitating disease has left me in a wheelchair. Everyday I ask God why I have to deal with such an ordeal. I guess I should have never had sex with that monkey. ...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST |
