Manchester United Football Club (not PLC), shopping (clothes and shoes specifically), Hapkido, and avoiding work. I just realised how few interests I have in my life but I feel the effort that I put into them really makes up for this.
People that give me the adulation that I feel I deserve.
Stone Roses, Oasis (anything pre Be Here Now), Massive attack, Steve Lawler, Carl Cox, Roger Sanchez, The Smiths, Franz Ferdinand, the Strokes etc. Actually I am very open to anything that doesn't suck.* *The definition of music that sucks is according to my omnipotent opinion.
21 grams (who would have thought that it wasn't about drugs?); Trainspotting; Lock, stock, and 2 smoking barrels; Snatch (another misleading title is ever there was one); The Matrix (1 & 2, 3 sucked the fat-one); I will think of more as they come to hand or if I can be bothered.
The Simpsons; CSI; The Family guy; Kath and Kim; The Simple life (what slappers); Judge Judy, Judge Mathis, and Judge Joe Brown; Again I will write more as they come to mind or if I can be arsed.
Glue, Trainspotting, Porno-Irvine Welsh; pretty much anything by Bryce Courtney; The illiad and the Odyssey; Douglas Coupland. Actually I am fairly open to any book as long as it is one that isn't suggested by my wife. Her taste is literature is quite coma inducing and tragic.
The bloke from "My Left foot" (what a goalkeeper); Michael Flatley (the real Lord of the Dance); and Shane MacGowan (any man that ugly and with that little talent who can become famous deserves my respect).