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Reverend Andy X

I am here for Friends

About Me

"I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?"
~Homer Simpson

I like to smoke, drink black coffee, relax to some music, play guitar and get tattoos. This does not give you a free pass to talk to me about your shitty taste in music or show me your stupid tattoo that you picked out of a flash set and paid too much for. If I ever had the means, I'd pack up and leave for Nashville.

And yes, I am an ordained Reverend.

My Interests

black coffee, Lucky Strike cigarettes, hamburgers, war time cartoons, music, guitars, jamming, tattoos, hot dog stands, CDs, records...

I'd like to meet:

drama mamas need not apply.

Music:



Some stuff I dig that is among my CDs and vinyl records...

Jazz:: Chet Baker, Benny Goodman, Tommy Dorsey, Artie Shaw, Glenn Miller, Dave Brubeck, Charles Mingus, Thelonious Monk, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin...

Blues/R&B:: BB King, John Lee Hooker, R.L. Burnside, Junior Kimbrough, Son House, Bukka White, Charley Patton, James Brown, Parliament, Funkadelic, Sly & the Family Stone, Ike & Tina Turner, The Black Keys, ...

Garage rock / surf :: The Mummies, The Lively Ones, The Challengers, Barry & the Remains, The Sparkles, The Kingsmen, Sam the Sham & the Pharaoahs, The Sonics, The Fabulous Wailers, The Monks, The Ventures, Dick Dale, Link Wray, Blues Magoos, Mr. Airplane Man...

Rock 'n' Roll /Rockabilly / Country :: Duane Eddy, Stray Cats, Eddie Cochran, Fats Domino, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Little Richard, Buddy Holly, Rev. Horton Heat, Hank Willams III...

(some) metal:: Motorhead, Nine Inch Nails, Black Sabbath, White Zombie

Punk:: New York Dolls, The Ramones, The Cramps, MC5, The Stooges, Dead Boys, Misfits...

Movies:

The Godfather, Dr. Strangelove, Raging Bull, Pulp Fiction, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Good The Bad The Ugly, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Goldfinger, From Russia with Love, The Dragon Lives Again, Prince of Space, GoldenEye, You Only Live Twice, Before the Music Dies, O Brother Where Art Thou? ...
... anything with the Marx Brothers

Television:

The Sopranos, The Simpsons, South Park, Band of Brothers (mini-series), Mr. Bean, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Jackass, Tom & Jerry ...

Books:

preferably non-fiction... anything on war, American life, music, the arts...

Heroes:

Lenny Bruce

My Blog

90s syndrome

90s syndrome:  a common infection found in many bands both signed and unsigned post 1991 A.D.  Symptoms include songs that sound like one giant verse.  Common song characteristics inclu...
Posted by Reverend Andy X on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:43:00 PST

the New Yorkers Top 100 jazz albums

I really have nothing to blog about on this.  Although, my jazz collection is lacking, hopefully in a few months I will own all of these...  1. Fats Waller, "Handful of Keys" (Proper, 2...
Posted by Reverend Andy X on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:50:00 PST

my new book, the depression, and my generation

Sometime ago, I thought it would be a good idea to write a book on my experiences in being in a band.  Maybe I was serious.  Maybe not, but if I did write a book, I'd have to but my book abo...
Posted by Reverend Andy X on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:45:00 PST

I don’t know what is worse...

I don’t know what is worse....   ....metal bands 9 years behind the times or bands were mommy and daddy buys everything for them.   then there are the bands who manage to do both. &nbs...
Posted by Reverend Andy X on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:08:00 PST

CDs, Vinyl, shitty music, even shittier industry

Two interesting stories about the music industry surfaced this month. The first. In an article dated Feb. 27, 2008, CD sales among teens have dropped. "Nearly half of all teenagers did not buy any ...
Posted by Reverend Andy X on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:30:00 PST

a funny thing happened at the Oasis Saturday night...

" A funny thing happened at the Oasis Cafe ... everyone stayed "On Saturday, March 1st, the funk band that I am in , Under Easy, played a show at the Oasis Cafe in West Chicago. It was a very differe...
Posted by Reverend Andy X on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:57:00 PST

No, you know what? Up yours Al Gore

I was watching an old Daily Show episode and the guest was Al Gore. When he came out he got a pretty big applause. He'd sat there giving his usual global warming speech and knocked the Bush administ...
Posted by Reverend Andy X on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:58:00 PST

a guide to the lingo of Ol Blue Eyes

Being someone who is a Sinatra fan I wanted to copy and save this. Sorry it's not an angry rant.from artofmanliness.com ::Old Blue Eyes. The Chairman of the Board. Frank Sinatra was the epitome of Am...
Posted by Reverend Andy X on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:45:00 PST

for shame, Country music

Never in a million years would I think Country music would take the route that it has in music history. Country music has become watered-down pop music with a twang with absolutely no soul.Don't beli...
Posted by Reverend Andy X on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:23:00 PST

How to mess with people who pretend they know music

My brother Chris put up an interesting blog stating why music is going to shit. Good read. He blames three trends: * Kids who don't know what they are playing * The creation of ridiculous sub-genre...
Posted by Reverend Andy X on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:45:00 PST