I'm calling it "Tricks"...let me finish..."on the Office". |
How much of my life is a mocumentary?
I work for an auto insurance company handling claims. Picture how irritating it is being involved in an accident, especially if it's with some moron who won...
Posted by Brainial Stimulation on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:57:00 PST |
Feline Emasculation: Part I |
So for those of you who don't know that I've recently merged into the fast lane (although what a shitty analogy, this place is more like the autobon than the Eisenhower) of grownupdom, I have complete...
Posted by Brainial Stimulation on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:05:00 PST |
This year for your graduation... |
Yes, Lemmings, it's that time again: We're all graduating and moving on with our lives, some call it growing up, some call it aimlessly drifting into oblivion. This spring, as ...
Posted by Brainial Stimulation on Fri, 19 May 2006 10:16:00 PST |
Fifteen Minute Black Couch Session: Part II |
Okay, clearly I don't really do this (i.e. blog) anymore.
I have had a busy little streak of events, and excuse me while I reflect on the past few months' business:
Registrar told me I wasn't g...
Posted by Brainial Stimulation on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:24:00 PST |
This some repugnant shit! |
Alright, so when I'm in school my apartment is never as picturesque as it could be. Well, it's never as picturesque as it could be, but regardless, school allows for the extra jeans-undies-socks...
Posted by Brainial Stimulation on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:00:00 PST |
Fifteen Minute Black Couch Session: Part I |
This term is already in its third week and I feel like I'm traveling in a hyperprogression of expectations, deadlines, and milestones, all to come to a close in June of 2006...My calendar says "DISC" ...
Posted by Brainial Stimulation on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 12:58:00 PST |
Was it Kirkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said, "If you label me, you negate me"? |
Alright, listen.
I don't know why I didn't write this already, but a topic of immediate importance has been brought to my attention by a highly respected friend of mine (yes, you, Joe) and I'm abou...
Posted by Brainial Stimulation on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:48:00 PST |
Let me see that Lunar Eclipse, baby! |
So yesterday I realized that I have a lower supply of undies than I thought, and looking in my underwear drawer I realized that approximately one fourth of the drawer contains underwear that I simply ...
Posted by Brainial Stimulation on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 01:44:00 PST |
"I blew him while Cohee fucked me!" (or, "You asked.") |
Believe it or not, Chasing Amy is the catalyst for a lot of good conversation about heterosexual relationships. And without even thinking about how stupid it might be to reference it in a heated conv...
Posted by Brainial Stimulation on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 10:31:00 PST |
The French Are Gay...Correction, French class is gay. |
I am crunched for time, and I have been for the last couple of weeks. I still would have declined to keep my internet blog battle going on with Capt. Passive Aggression, but really, who has time...
Posted by Brainial Stimulation on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:17:00 PST |
