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Wank Punter

Runaway train on a collision course with morality!

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Member Since: 12/18/2005
Band Website: wankpunter.com/
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Vocals

Stepping in seamlessly for Sonic Slim who had recently departed on a pilgrimage to Mecca (he's found a higher purpose and unfortunately, it was conflicting with his fiduciary responsibility within the band), Joey is the whirling dirvish we envisioned having as the front man of WANK PUNTER ever since this group of misfits first came together. :

Not one to be gun-shy for ANY reason, especially when confronted by a half-naked chic with come-hither eyes and come hither fuck-me boots (and little else to leave to the imagination), Joey is the quintessential showman par excellence! There have been rumours that the lad has hung a rat or two on ocassion but that's off the record as I couldn't verify the facts in time for this writing.

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Lead Guitar

The latest wingman to join the Punter gang, the Discombobulator is truly a master of the 6 string axe. Wielding it as an extention of his body, he wills the instrument to bend and twist with an aural intensity that is sure to leave women breathless and panting for more and men to stand in awe of the dude's shere wizardy. Hence the name. For anyone who has had the experience of watching and listening to him, the typical reaction is one of stunned, wide-eyed silence. .._03.gif"

My Blog

Win A GUITAR @ RNR Heaven - TONIGHT ONLY!!!!

Dot On Shaft Guitars (http://www.dotonshaft.com) is giving away a solid body Les Paul style guitar tonight at Rock N' Roll Heaven!!! C'mon out and join WANK PUNTER and special guest WAR MACHINE!!!! 1 ...
Posted by Wank Punter on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:01:00 PST

Party With Porn Stars Tonight!!!!!!

Porn star Regan Anthony will be joining porn rock band Wank Punter live on stage at the Reverb in downtown Toronto for a wild night of debauchery and mayhem wth a little rock n' roll thrown in for goo...
Posted by Wank Punter on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:09:00 PST

Check out this event: XXX-Mas Bash - Party With Porn Stars!

Hosted By: Wank Punter When: Monday Dec 10, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: Reverb 651 Queen Street WestToronto, Ontario|52 CanadaDescription:Wank Punter Click Here To View EventPorn star Regan Anthony and fre...
Posted by Wank Punter on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:15:00 PST

Brand new XXX music video!

The censored version is here:http://youtube.com/watch?v=LZJG4CnE_CoJust copy and paste in your brouser window!
Posted by Wank Punter on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 01:21:00 PST

New video!

Hey y'all! Got a new video that's hot off the flatbed. We celebrate the cult of personality with this one in true Wank Punter fashion. Paris Hilton gets the mighty punter skewer here. So for those of ...
Posted by Wank Punter on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 10:15:00 PST

Ballad Of A Suitcase Pimp

Hot off the hard drive! This track is not available on any CD as of yet. Further, it's still in demo form. Check it out here on our My Space page.It's a simple ballad that gets... straight to the poin...
Posted by Wank Punter on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:07:00 PST

Win some cool swag!

Sign up to the forum and win some cool swag!http://www.dotonshaftconcerts.com/forum/index.phpOver the next two weeks (from now until July 14th) we will be having random draws picked from the members' ...
Posted by Wank Punter on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:17:00 PST

New club concert site - win a guitar!

http://www.dotonshaftconcerts.comCheck it out! It's real cool and you can win a free guitar just by being at any of their sponsored events!First show, June 30th at The Opera House in Toronto - 735 Que...
Posted by Wank Punter on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:55:00 PST

Sony launch of "G.O.W. II" in bad taste?

A most intriguing article considering the times (see story below my commentary).We are living in a very violent society. Has North America become so desensitized to the point where a mainstream corpor...
Posted by Wank Punter on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:32:00 PST

WP Girls in GUITAR WORLD Magazine!!!

http://www.guitarworld.com/article/gw_girls_destiny_st_clair eCheck out Destiny St Claire as she molests my Stratocaster (before it got Frankenstratted).More Wank Punter girls coming soon! Sassy will b...
Posted by Wank Punter on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST