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Al the Pal

Are you shitting me?

About Me

I know that people usually smell like sweat, but thats ok, because at least they don't smell like feces. I sometimes wish I could run through the DMV with a chainsaw while smoking a cigar. I love kittens, puppies, and baby eels. I'm a normal guy. I sometimes like to read user manuals for appliances I don't have anymore.

My Interests

handcuffs, cat liter, orange marmalade. Don't you wish you were as cool as me? Get over it!

I'd like to meet:

Any nice girls out there? Well, thats ok....I'll take the bad ones too.

Music:

The Smiths, New Order, Sisters of Mercy, NIN, Ministry, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Jesus and Mary Chain, Nitzer Ebb, Peter Murphy, Bauhaus, The Cure, REM, VNV Nation, KMFDM

Movies:

American Psycho, Earth Girls are Easy, Leonard Part 6, Young Eintein, Happy Gilmore.

Television:

Chico & the Man, Sanford & Son, Gilligan's Island, Alf, Family Matters. I love old 70's tv.

Books:

Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse, Juggs, Transformation, International She-Male, Barely 18, Screw,

Heroes:

Carrot Top