Mary Marmelade - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Welcome to the jungle...don't think there's an escape route. My name is Mary. I'm a pastry, covered in fresh icing sugar, and served on a greasey napkin. What does that mean? Wouldn't you like to know (I don't either.) I may have changed over the years, but I'm still kicking. In love with paper and pencils for drawings, writings, dancings, music for beat of the feet, hip hop, folk, dancing at bars, vegetables, animals; especially my three, beautiful babies, compassion for animals, vodka and booze, cigarettes, booze, coffee with milk or none, chums and chumpettes, i have great respect for hippies (with or without stinky feet) and beatniks, glass slippers and hungry, hungry hippos, hardened mound...of flesh, smiles, forcing laughter out of small weak children, quoting stuff from my favorite stuff, hoping for laughter when telling a joke, sighing at lame scensters (tatttooooz n punx = h-core lyfestyle), laughing at my own jokes..., laughter in general, i happen to like my sweater puppies - for those of you who don't vamoose pronto!, frozen yogourt on hot summer days, sweaty firemen on hot summer days...in overalls, babies in bodies, short skirts, and dressing like a hooker to keep my spirit (knickers) up. It gives me sexual powers. Sigh, who am I kidding. I'm basically a fat bundle of laughter. AND I TALK WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! GAD!I love life. Seriously. I don't take much seriously. But i do love life...

My Interests

A fondness for dressing up, and quite the same for dressing down. Music. Movies. Art. Artistry. Walking. Outdoors. Frasier Crane. Undercovers. Lingerie. Nice boys. Revealing clothing. Controversy. Eye Candy. Singing. Dancing. Swaying. Swooning. Staring. Glaring. Rum to keep me on the rise. Whiskey for the beat of my heart. Children, if you can't piece this puzzle together, then I'd suggest you enter elsewhere; 'I've a complicated lifestyle.' And a terrible itch.

I'd like to meet:

Some hot steaming gentleman with cash and exquisite taste. Oh, and I'd like to meet Ritchie Valens. What? He's dead?! Jesus! Frasier Crane, please. However, I'd like to stop meeting people that don't wish to make any conversation whatsoever - what's your damage? Yes my sweater puppies are real, so what? And not to mention you lame ass excuse for bands like emo/screamo/indie/spankrock adding me - what is your damage?! I mean, seriously, what the fuck is your major malfunction? numnuts. .. %D%A

Music:

i like hip hop, bob dylan, tom waits, smashing pumpkins, 80's music and other shiat. peace.

Movies:

bit of a movie buff. hedwig and the angry inch, rocky horror picture show, a clockwork orange, team america, army of darkness, teenage mutant ninja turtles II: secret of the ooze, a scanner darkly, silence of the lambs (

Television:

I'd send television packing. OKAY! You got me! My favorite show is Frasier...and other suchs cartoons emm...Simpsons, South Park, Clone High, Futurama, Beetlejuice, He-man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But I'm pretty sure I'd still send television packing.

Books:

Mr. Spot goes to rehab

Heroes:

I won't blush: The Swedish Chef, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, Trey Parker (we have the same birthdays...oh lord.), Mr. Rodgers, He-Man, Fatty Potato, Marilyn Monroe, Frasier, Jean Harlow, Apple-betty, Trey Parker, Pretty young things. I've forgotten a few. Oh, Idols are a wonderment!

My Blog

hate hate hate hate chocolate cake

Remember when I was cool? Oh, you don't? Well, at least I thought I was. With my bling, and my car....emm...scooter, flashy clothes...or...potato sacks; I guess I'm not getting anywhere with this. Chi...
Posted by Mary Marmelade on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:14:00 PST

hi me

i'm never on myspace anymore. so? who cares.i hate life. seriously. where did all the good times go?down the open seam of a 40 year old hooker, that's where.love,mary...
Posted by Mary Marmelade on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:26:00 PST

Don't read this...it's gay

Hello tiny kittens, it is I again. Writing for you bastards, all of you, and you alone. Mainly also to practice my writing...mainly to entertain you...but...mainly for some god damn attention. Here a...
Posted by Mary Marmelade on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:48:00 PST

diamondzzzz

hello. so myspace was fucking me over for the past few days....O-M-G...lyke i almst dyed, im sew glad i got it bck. now i can be 8x pnx 4 lyfe n get lots of tattooz. i haha i love making fun. an...
Posted by Mary Marmelade on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

is it the small town mentality?

Last night Johnny held up a dope ass party, and I certainly had an awesome time. Props, John Bear - it was dope. But I must say, during some conversations, I was appauled by half of what was said. The...
Posted by Mary Marmelade on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:29:00 PST

AHH!

working out is the greatest! my god it's been like forever, like since the summer. maybe i will be a thinner baby when i get back to saskatoon and y'all'll be like "werd." well...i can dream can't I?a...
Posted by Mary Marmelade on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:12:00 PST

i read this thing about people with green eyes...

"?|G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S|Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest and most b...
Posted by Mary Marmelade on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:39:00 PST

motherfucker!!

god damn you jim belushi, you bastard. so today was SCHOOL you see, and last night i decided that i would drink a lot. and i did, and it was tons of fun. so i wake up at like 7 and shower and i feel ...
Posted by Mary Marmelade on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:55:00 PST

O-M goodness!

So I was sitting on my bumbum, eating some buttery (too buttery) pesto pasta, and suddenly it dawned on me. i put too much margerine in the pesto. And it's hurting my tummy. Okay, but not only that, b...
Posted by Mary Marmelade on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

A message from Shora to me

7 things i have learned during this trip to saskie: 1)poutine without gravy is lame. 2)thi smay means i urge you. 3)ms gertuchi went triple platnum and loves bean pie. 4)cookies are great, especially ...
Posted by Mary Marmelade on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:42:00 PST