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Boobmachine

I'm an american artist and I have no guilt

About Me

I may look like the Mayor's wife but I'll continue to suprise you. I.R.B.M.O Bitches!

My Interests

travel, books, travel books, music, other cultures, Martha Stewart, photography, oral hygiene, boobs, whiskey, adventure, new shoe sex, spicy foods, eggrolls, Van Gogh, Yo-YO dieting, over the top teased hair doos, xylophones, fake eyelashes, fishnet stockings, tea cups, eating fresh veggies out of the garden, rain, sushi, shoes, chai tea,peanut butter(crunchy),pinup girls, sick deluxe bedding, layering clothing, maps, knit one size fits all gloves, staying in bed all day, that feeling you have right before you sneeze, lighting design, accents and lots of experimental shit like art movements and trying to figure out what people do behind closed doors when no ones watching.......

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that will teach me stuff I don't already know or sees from a completely different perspective---- I like to battle...............and people that like tea pots, I don't want to meet people I don't already know. I have plenty of real friends, thanks. So if your stupid band lacks one ounce of potential don't bother to exert energy because you'll need it.......Oh,I want to meet someone who will pay off my student loans.

Music:

Eryka Badu,NIN,Digable Planets,St. Germain,Outcast,Bahamadia,Nick Drake,Ben Harper,anything by Stevie Wonder,anything that makes me wanna skate to it,System of a Down,Method Man,Gershwin,Ray Charles,Billy Holiday,Nina Simone,Olive,monks chanting,rushing rivers,the sound of being on a small island in the middle of the big ocean.....ahhhh!Sneaker Pimps,Cafe Del Mar,Lady Miss Kier,Jackson 5,Tool,Chili Peppers,White Zombie,Portishead,Al Green,Fisherspooner,NERD,Sade, any classic standards, Aphex Twin,,Prince, I like what I like and I'm not held down by sterotypes, big into Dresden Dolls right now-gotta check that shit out

Movies:

Goonies,Big Fish,Pillow Book,Office Space,Brain Scan,Garden State,Edward Scissor Hands,Suicide Club,Vanilla Sky,Willy Wonka,50 first dates,200 cigarettes,Barbarella,The Never Ending Story,Teenwolf, The Professional, The Cremaster Cycle, The Secretary(The Sexcretary)

Television:

Adult Swim,Family Guy,ER,Scrubs,nip/tuck

Books:

In the Name Of The Father,She's Come Undone,Choke,Alice in Wonderland,Tales of the City, Anything by Chuck P, read Haunted you'll love it.

My Blog

park bench

  A brisk ocean breeze cools the skin accompanied by the refreshing smell of pungent salt water. Tourists rush by scavanging for their booty of sea life souviners.This is an expansive metropolis ...
Posted by Boobmachine on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 04:15:00 PST

looking back

 Have you ever wished you were a kid again? Remember how the smoke and mirrors astounded you? I want that feeling of awe while watching a scary movie and creeping around the corner in fear of the...
Posted by Boobmachine on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 03:53:00 PST

Chapstick

Oops!I ate my chapstick Bonne Bell bubble gum All I crave is chapstick Does anyone have some?   Oops! I ate your chapstick Herbal Answer too Its all in my stomach Think I'll make a chapstick ste...
Posted by Boobmachine on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 06:07:00 PST

Nova speaks

  It's my second day here in Halifax.Today, I had the pleasure of making my way downtown to our own mini San Fran of sorts.Complete with street vendors and smelly hippies in original herbs and sp...
Posted by Boobmachine on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 09:34:00 PST