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Robbie Rotten

Hakuna Matata BITCHES!

About Me

I enjoy the simpler things in life. Like the far away sounds of an under aged boy being sodomized in a van. Or the smell of fresh grapejuice. They're both wonderful.

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My Interests

I Love: Beer, Tattoos, Comic books, Superheroes, Music (making, listening and watching), Nickelodeon, Hayley Louise Reynolds.

I Hate: Drugs, That new Rap shit that all sounds the same, Chickens (unless cooked), Emu's, Midgets, Flies, Sluts (unless cooked), Not having a sense of smell so I can't say I hate your smell. That REALLY sucks. But I can fart and not have any consequences.

I'd like to meet:

Well, probably not you. I'm sorry, but I just don't like your appearance. To be honest, you offend me.But still, I need all the friends I can get.C'mere stinky!

Music:

Punk Rock, Reggae, Ska, Rock 'n' Roll, Blues, Concrete,

Suffer Jet City, Surprise Sex Attack, BATTLETRUK, Project Mayhem, The Floors, The Jacknives, The Kuillotines, Macarburretors, The Resignators, Burning Sensation, Extortion, Standard Deviants, Nine Must Die, The New Husseins, The Homicides, Public Urination, D.N.Y, The Lungs, Pillar Of Hope, Surefire Midnights, ZX Specky, 3 Days Later, JAWS, The Critics, Refused, The Exploited, Alice Cooper, Jane's Addiction, The Presets, Backyard Babies, Bad Acid Trip, Black Flag, The Germs, The Casualties, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, The Damned, Circle Jerks, Revolution Mother, Mike V & The Rats, The Dwarves, Eagles Of Death Metal, QOTSA, GG Allin, Gnar Kill, GWAR, Johnny Cash, The Draft, Marilyn Manson, Misfits, Mondo Generator, Operation Ivy, The Ramones, The Real Mckenzies, Stiff Little Fingers, Sham 69, Suicidal Tendencies, The Stooges, The Vandals, MC5, Screaming Trees, The Hard Ons, Minor Threat, The Transplants, Birds Of Tokyo, Negative Approach, Government Issue, The Filaments, The Pixies, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, The Stranglers, State Of Alert, The Buzzcocks, Bad Brains, Beasts Of Bourbon, Primus, Kyuss, The Murder Junkies, Suicide Machines, Turbonegro, Sex Pistols, Wednesday 13, The Distillers, Billy Idol, The Unseen, The Clash, The Cure, Chris Isaac, Muse, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Motorhead, Incubus, AudioSlave, SoundGarden, Mark Lanegan Band, Marcy Playground, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Doors, The Offspring, Queen, Stillwater, Prodigy, The 69 eyes, black sabbath, bloodhound gang, blur, Blood Brothers, Machine Gun Fellatio, cradle of filth, david bowie, Dry Kill Logic, disturbed, deep purple, deftones, Jerk, Karnivool, Soulfly, System Of A Down, The Music, The Darkness, The Living End, TOOL, You Am I and a whole fuck load more

Television:

Invader Zim, Spongebob, Angry Beavers, Ren + Stimpy, pretty much anything animated.

Those seedy SBS films where guys fuck girls in there eye sockets and condoms rule the earth... yeah you know the ones. Like this one time, me and Hayley watched one, and a guy had boobs and some autistic guy ate a book and the book decided to make him float and broke all his bones, then the wall ate his fingers, and a man talked about how he liked being sodomized. I love SBS.

Books:

Comics. And childrens books, not because I enjoy them personally, but they give me a valid excuse to hang out in the child section of the library, and anything that gets me closer to little boys is OK by me :)

Heroes:

Hayley McRad- Irreplaceable, Loveable, and extremely do-able :P Sexy and 17, My Little Rock n Roll queen.

Shady Lurker - The Seedy Friend, Also a drummer, Nintendo

Davey Suffer - The Drummer, Also Seedy, Possibly Seedier

Sammy Strawbags - The Sister

My Blog

A dedication to the worlds greatest hangover cure...

When you're out on a saturday night, and everyone around is feeling alright, But in the morning, you just know you're going to die. There's just 1 thing that i gotta make clear, Never fear because the...
Posted by Robbie Rotten on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:41:00 PST