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About Me

My name is Joe and I'm in the Army. I've heard the G.I. Joe joke countless times. I even have a shirt with "G.I. Joe" written on it. MySpace is like electronic crack. I'm stationed in the United States right now. Friends and family are really important to me. If I put you in one of those groups, you're set for life with me. You'll know if I consider you to be in either group.

My Interests

I love Becky, reading, writing, movies, the Simpsons, and my dog. For fun, go to www.happytreefriends.com

Music:

I like a little of all music, except for rap. I HATE rap and hip hop too. I love rock and metal. And if it's country music, it can not be the twangy music from decades ago.

Movies:

I love almost all movies. It really helps to have a plot in a movie. Sure, the explosions and fight sceens are cool; but it needs to have a story line.

Television:

The Simpsons for sure. It doesn't matter if I've seen the episode a thousand times or not, I'll watch it. I also like the History Channel, Discovery Channel, TV Land, and Nick @ Nite.

Books:

The Bible; Alaska; historical books; politics, score if they're against the libs; and anything Star Wars.

Heroes:

Anyone that stands up for what is right.

My Blog

Honeymoon

Hello all. Thank you for all of your warm wishes and kind comments. Becky and I are still on our honeymoon. We left the wedding reception to go to our room. Once t...
Posted by Power Point Bitch on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:09:00 PST

Best day of my live

Today has been the best day of my life. Today I got married. The past week went by very slowly. It was full of errands to make today perfect. And today flew by. Today was...
Posted by Power Point Bitch on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:30:00 PST

Wedding Plans and such

So, as you know I'm getting married this weekend. I can't wait. I'm so excited. My kilt is clean and pressed. The chapel, bag-piper, reception site, and hotel room are a...
Posted by Power Point Bitch on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:20:00 PST

Brokeback Mountain ruined cowboy phrases.

How Brokeback Mountain put new meanings to cowboy phrases.Top ten Old West phrases that will never sound the same after that damngay cowboy movie1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"2. "Give me a stiff ...
Posted by Power Point Bitch on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:14:00 PST

Aurora Borealis

Hello folks. The other night I was able to see a great showing of the aurora borealis, or the Northern Lights. I've seen them before this summer, but it was not a very active night. ...
Posted by Power Point Bitch on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:04:00 PST

The Birth of Army Policy

This is how Army policy all begins... Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on astring and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to thestairs and start to climb...
Posted by Power Point Bitch on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:26:00 PST

69 Questions

My friend Gerrie posted this in the bulliten area. I thought that it would be better to post it in my blog. 69 Questions 1. Would you bang your neighbor?No way. I want no one but Becky.2. ...
Posted by Power Point Bitch on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:34:00 PST

Chasing my ass

As you know, I bought a house. Then came the fun of doing things while on crutches. Try to move while on them. It's a bitch to try and unpack while on crutches too. I was able ...
Posted by Power Point Bitch on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:32:00 PST

Can a Good Muslim be a Good American...??

FOOD FOR THOUGHT................ Subject: Can a Good Muslim be a Good American...?? Better think about this long and hard..... Can a Good Muslim be a Good American? Interes...
Posted by Power Point Bitch on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

14 Reasons to Deport Illegal Aliens

The following shows in dollars what our law makers are doing with out tax money to aid Illegals. 1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. http://...com...
Posted by Power Point Bitch on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:20:00 PST