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I wear my stunna glasses at night.

About Me

Do what you love....
....FUCK the rest♥My name is Amanda.....My friends sometimes call me Mandie, Manda, Manders, A-Dawg, Burkey, Burkalicious, Cupcake Deluxe...you can pretty much call me whatever you want as long as it's not foul... You never know I might even like that.
♥I'm really hate it when people mistake me for an idiot...I'm a damn smart girl. Don't ever make the mistake of thinking you've pulled something off because chances are I'm just letting you think you've succeeded.
♥I enjoy being around people! I love to talk to them, hear their stories, and gain knowledge from their experiences. I'm good at talking, bull-shitting, and getting what I want out of situations. Don't let that make you think I'm not genuine, because I am...It's why I'm good at what I do. Some people might call that manipulation, I just like to refer to it as rapport.
♥I believe, that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade--and then try to find somebody who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party!!
♥ I'm a nice girl for the most part but don't get me wrong--don't mess with me. I might be your best friend but that doesn't mean I'm afraid to tell you that you fucked up...I am fairly quick to forgive most things...however some things are just plain unforgivable.
♥ I'm forever sarcastic about anything and everything, often at the worst times. I'm pretty fucking hilarious if you want the truth! In all honesty it's my defense mechanism - when I feel hurt, I act like a bitch...but hey, it's who I am. I have a tendency to say exactly what is on my mind, and even though I try to avoid it I usually speak without thinking first. I've learned that people most often appreciate that quality in me because they know that I always give an honest answer but sometimes it just pisses them off...the way I see it that is their loss!
♥I believe in giving people second chances...I believe that I should be given second chances. Why? Because nobody is perfect. Including me. A third chance however...that's asking a whole lot. Fuck me over once...shame on you. Fuck me over twice...shame on me.
♥ I'm usually pretty damn easy going...in fact sometimes that annoys people because I can be incredibly indecisive at times. However--when I decide that I want something the way I see it there are two ways to go about it: My way--Or--Get the hell out of my way.
♥ I know everyone says it, but I absolutely love love love music! I'm a rocker girl at heart because that's what my parentals raised me on...but I'll give anything a try. I love to go to concerts and I've been to a TON of them!
♥ I love hair...really! I love trying different cuts, crazy colors--pretty much anything goes, other than green or blue hair that is. People I know think I'm nuts because I've always got something different going on but I think they just wish they were ballsy enough to try it :-) I just started cosmetology school and I'm loving it!! I must say that it totally kicks ass to go to school for something that makes me really happy!!!
♥I know I'm young but I've been through a lot. I've been hurt, I've been burned, I've had my heart broken, I've loved, I've hated, I've lost, I've gained, I've been broke, I've been really broke, I've been lied to...But when I really think about it, I wouldn't trade it because most importantly --- I've learned...and I know this is only the beginning.
♥ Bottom line: I'm one BADASS bitch if I do say so myself....and believe me I have absolutely no problem saying so! Call me cocky--I don't mind.
♥My Many Loves:
night time, little kisses all over, tattoos on guys, sunsets in the country, the stars on a clear night, the smell of freshly cut grass, my wonderful friends, new underwear, love butterflies in my tummy, feeling appreciated, having conversations for hours about everything or nothing in particular and never having that akward pause, waking up next to someone I care about, bikinis, white cheddar popcorn, guys with strong arms, my girls, feeling protected, my new house, morning sex (best way to wake up EVER!), freshly brushed teeth, trying new hair products, dogs, cats, horseback riding, SUMMER, sashimi, nothing days (laying in bed all day accomplishing nothing), knowing that I can count on someone, learning new things, my family, rock music, gently biting his bottom lip while kissing, my bed, wakeboarding, doing hair, MAC, movies old and new, being sappy and romantic, the northern lights, voicing my opinions, feeling loved, the little things, getting into a soft bed, cuddling for hours, myself, camping, sushi, snowboarding, new born baby smell, mashed potatoes, being strong willed, my hair in the wind, sweet old couples, the french language (it just sounds sooo sexy), feeling empowered, french kissing, the color red, Taco Bell at 3:00am, piercings, eyeliner, and pirates--of the dirrty hooker persuasion........The newest addition to my family--My little brother Ian♥ Ryan and I...we are soooooo cool ;-)Yep, that's me with the lead singer of Sevendust.What could I be thinking? Hmmmmm...you'll never know!Mmmmmmm....Hookah! I am the master of smoke o's.Some badass eye makeup from a photoshoot I did.. I ♥ MACRachel, myself, and G-dawg freezing our asses off hahaMe♥I love to change my hair!Mmmmm I love martinis!!Hmmmm... well I guess I must taste good :-)I love my little brother!
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All About Me!!!
Full Name:: Amanda Lynn Burk
Birthday:: September 3rd
Birthplace:: Fairbanks, Alaska
Eye Color:: green
Hair Color:: It's always changing but it's currently dark red.
Height:: 5'6"
Weight:: 100
Right handed or Left handed?: a little bit of both
Your Heritage:: Fin, Native American, German
My Worst Habit:: I fidget and I bite my nails
Zodiac Sign:: Virgo
Shoe Size:: Usually 8
Pants Size:: zero or sometimes a one...it depends on the brand
Innie or Outie?: Innie
Parents Still Together?: Nope, they're both remarried.
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Uggs
Your Weakness:: junk food
Your Fears:: never finding love
Your Perfect Pizza:: hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: a 4.0 in school
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: I don't use it
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Damnit!
Your Best Physical Feature:: I love my eyes
Your Bedtime:: lately it's been pretty early
Your Most Missed Memory:: Not having a care in the world.
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Red!!
Food?: baklava
Sport?: football
Animal?: I love all of them---but I really love horses
Ice Cream?: something fruity...sorbet--I like popsicles the most though
Candy?: skittles and starburst
Store?: the grocery store
Salad Dressing?: raspberry vinagrette
Actor?: Don't really have a favorite
Song?: At Last - Etta James
Letter?: K
Number?: 7
Gum?: Orbit white
Holiday?: Christmas!
Season?: Summer
Toothpaste Flavor?: Vanilla Mint
Radio Station?: I don't listen to the radio very often-Usually I'm jammin to the hits on my MP3 player
Perfume?: Escada
Scent besides perfume?: new baby smell :-)
Body part on the opposite sex?: Back, arms, and hands
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: A badass cosmetologist
How Do You Want To Die?: quickly and painlessly
Turn ons:: too many....
Turn offs:: bad breath, cockyness
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: I don't really think any of them act like me, we all act like ourselves...that's what makes us rad :-)
Who's The Loudest?: Cassandra...by far
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: They all do for different reasons :-)
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Cassandra by far
Who's The Shyist?: None of them are haha
When Have You Cried The Most?: So many times....I'm a girl -duh.
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Feeling so happy I could cry.
Worst Feeling?: Feeling cheated and betrayed by someone I loved is probably the worst feeling I've ever experienced
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: I'm not sure yet.
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: My smile
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: I'm going to live forever...so far, so good.
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: beach
Let's look at the: sunset
What a nice: day
Where did all the: boys go?
Why can't we: be friends
Silly, little: girl
Isn't it weird that: I am still scared of the dark?
Never under any circumstance: will I pee in the shower
I wish: I would stress out less.
Everyone has a: weakness
I am: a badass
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Yes
Been To Juvie?: NO
Mooned Someone?: yes--call me childish but I think mooning is hilarious
Been Rejected?: Oh yes
Ran Away From Home?: kinda
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: absolutely
Skipped School?: I try not to but it happens sometimes
Thought About Suicide?: No, I love my life!
Slept Outside?: yeah I love camping!
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: many times! I love to laugh :-)
Cried In School?: no
Thrown Up In School?: no
Wanted To Be a Model?: not really
Cheated On Someone?: no
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Oh hell yeah
Seen A Dead Body?: yes...and it was unpleasent to say the least
Been Bitched Out?: yes by a bitch
Drank Alcohol?: oh yeah
Smoked?: yes
Been On Drugs?: yes, but I don't do that anymore...it's stupid.
Eaten Sushi?: I love sushi!
Been On Stage?: yes
Gone Skinny Dipping?: yep
Shoplifted?: Never
Been Drunk?: yep
Been Called A Tease?: not to my knowledge
Been Beaten Up?: nope
DO YOU
Swear?: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Sing Well?: I sound pretty bitchin' in the shower.
Shower Daily?: you bet
Want To Go To College?: Your mom goes to college
Want To Get Married?: I'd love to be married to the right person someday.
Believe In Yourself?: most of the time
Get Motion Sickness?: no
Think You Are Attractive?: yes
Get Along With Your Parents?: yes- I love my parents they are wonderful people...I'm so lucky to have them in my life!
Like Thunderstorms?: I love them--they kinda turn me on
Play An Instrument?: I play 3
Own An IPOD?: nope
Pray?: sometimes
Go To Church?: not anymore
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: Yep, a bunny!
Keep A Journal/Diary?: no
Dance In The Rain?: sometimes
Sing In The Shower?: heck yes
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: niether
McDonald's or Burger King?: neither
Single or Group Dates?: both
Chocolate or Vanilla?: niether
Strawberries or Blueberries?: both
Meat or Veggies?: both
TV or Movie?: both
Guitar or Drums?: both
Adidas or Nike?: niether
Chinese or Mexican?: both
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: honey bunches of oats
Cake or Pie?: ice cream
MTV or VH1?: mtv
Blind or Deaf?: deaf
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: not any more
Write With Both Hands?: no
Whistle?: dixie baby
Blow A Bubble?: yeah
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: yep
Cross Your Eyes?: yep
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: probably
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: yes I can
Dance?: yes
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: yes--don't hate!
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: Cassandra
You Talked To On The Phone:: Rachel
You Instant Messaged:: Aaron
You Hugged:: Cassandra
You Yelled At:: I havn't yelled at anyone in a while.
You Played A Sport With:: who knows?
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: about 10 minutes ago
Time You Cried?: yesterday when I saw my baby bro for the first time
Movie You Watched?: Borat
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: mint
Joke You Told?: Q: How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on a stool? A: Turn it over!
Song You've Sung?: Tech Nine - I'm a Playa
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: in bed
What Can You See Out Your Window?: my car
Are You Listening To Music?: no
What Are You Wearing?: pajamas
What's On Your Mousepad?: I don't have one
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: sure
Do you believe in miracles?: absolutely
Magic?: no
Love at first sight?: no
God?: yes
Satan?: yes
Ghosts?: yes
Santa?: ho ho ho
Evolution?: yes
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: light
Fav Hair Color:: dark
Short or Long Hair:: either
Height:: taller than me
Weight:: in shape
Best Clothing Style:: whatever
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Australia
Number Of CD's I Own:: hundreds
Your Good Luck Charm:: Luck?
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 7
Do you drink milk?: yep
Person You Hate Most:: I don't really hate anyone, i just think a lot of people are stupid and I'm not afraid to say so.
Most Outdated Phrase:: I don't know...but I think they're funny!
Do you think God has a gender?: no
Where do you think we go when we die?: wherever we want
How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends
What is something scientists need to invent?: good tasting chocolate pop rocks ...the one's they have out now are ICKY!
Are you a health freak?: not even close
Are you a virgin?: No, but I kept the box it came in.
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Mars
What is the worst weather?: cold and grey
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: heck yes
How many grades have you failed?: None--I did skip one though.
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My Interests

"I am a PLEASURE SPONGE. a FUN-MAGNET. A certified Member of the DO-NUTHIN' Tribe. A loofah-scrubbed, FLIP-FLOPPED, ZEN- master of the CHILLIN'ARTS. bow to me. " ♥
Pretty soon I'm going to be a artist with these!
My bitchin' new job: Makeup artist
I L♥VE cosmetology school!!
Crystal and I at school...aren't our labcoats sassy?!?!
Just one example of my super amazing updo skills!
Goofing off at school...;-)

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I wanna love You - Akon

Chris Daughtry - It's Not Over

I'd like to meet:

♥I'd like to meet more friends. I don't think you can ever have enough! I only have one best friend though, and no one could ever take her place. She means the world to me.
♥I'd really like to meet a guy that was intellectual, but able to be silly too, someone I can have a good conversation with...on all levels, someone with similar interests...or at least someone who's intrests intrest me, ambition is a definite necessity because I'm going places in life and I don't want to have to drag someone along, someone who has dreams and passions, someone romantic, someone who's willing to give in to me sometimes...but not a complete push-over, someone whos attractive with a personality that makes them even more attractive, someone that excites me, someone that my friends and family would approve of, someone who is excited by me, someone to love that will love me back in every way...is that so much to ask for? ;-)

Here's who I don't want to meet:
I don't want to get any messages from losers saying things like: "Hey beautiful, wanna fuck?" or "Hey baby...I like your profile, wanna chat?" I don't want to hear anything along those lines. Honestly, do any of you guys who do shit like that really think that me, being a woman of intelligence and class would respond to something like that? Even if I did respond to bullshit like that, any guy that thinks he has to use the internet like that to pick up chicks like that probably is fat and/or ugly (either physically or morally), and most likely is compensating for an abnormally small penis. Either way....I'm really, really NOT INTERESTED.

Music:

As you can see I am a HUGE fan of music and everything that goes with it! I LOVE shows!!I seem to be into mostly rock these days...it's calling my name right now. I'm really feelin' three days grace, disturbed, and avenged sevenfold at the moment. However I also really dig green day, metallica, boston, the steve miller band, the eagles, war, (they're old but i saw their show anyway!) type-o-negative, motley crue (saw them in concert last march fuck yeah!) red hot chilli peppers (saw them in concert too), tommy lee, sevendust (seen them in concert twice), chevelle (awesome band to see live, they rocked it!), cold, taproot (met them and saw their show a few months ago...they were cool guys!), Ludacris (saw him live, and I like his cd's better..sorry luda) staind (also really bitchin' live!), rob zombie, outkast (saw thier show and met them!) kid rock, jimmy hendrix, lenny kravitz, u2, jack johnson, maroon five, static-x, pearl jam, ac/dc, queen, aerosmith, crossfade (kick ass live band), nickelback (saw them in concert on my 18th b-day), inxs, breaking benjamin, godsmack (if you ever have the chance to go to one of thier shows...do it!), dixie chicks, toby kieth, tech nine, garth brooks, kieth urban, shania twain, rascal flats, jay z, beyonce, mariah carey, kelly clarkson ( I met her too!).....and so so so so many more! Like I said, I do love the hip-hop and the r&b every now and then. I have a big soft spot for ska and punk, and a little country never hurt anyone.

Movies:

I LOVE top gun, moulin rouge is a favorite, all the austin powers movies, old school, the wedding crashers, 40 year old virgin, pretty much anything funny, finding nemo, the lion king(yeah I said it), honestly I enjoy Disney movies in general....I love a good scary movie, I am a HUGE fan of the Saw movies....not only do they scare the absolute shit out of me -- but they fuck with my mind and I love/hate it. Basically, I will give anything a try :)

Television:

I am ADDICTED to Nip/Tuck! That's pretty much the only show I really make an effort to watch.

My newest love is UFC!!! There's just something about two guys beating the shit out of each other that really entertains me. Also MMA is pretty facinating to me for some reason I totally wish I could kick ass like that.Oh yeah...Randy "The Natural" Cotour kicks some major fuckin ass!! ...Not bad for an old guy! haha

Books:

Loved The Da Vinci Code and it's prequel -- they both kicked ass! ...I couldn't put either of them down! It was awesome :) I love books like that! I actually love to read, and I'll take pretty much whatever I can get my hands on, alas-I've read every book I currently own, plus most of my roommate's...I need something new, any suggestions?

Heroes:

Melania Trump - that woman has got it made...hehe just kidding! My Dad is most definetly someone I look up too. My mom....she is one hell of a strong woman....not to mention a bonafide genuis! Anyone that can stand their ground in the face of hard times, pain or sorrow, heartache, or humiliation. Anyone that has overcome something they never thought they could. Anyone that has gone above and beyond what they or anyone else could have expected. Not just heroes....because although they are not the easiest to come by are certainly not uncommon, but EVERYDAY heroes....the people that make a difference because they just don't see any other way. All the people that have been there for me during my hard times, listening to my bitching and whining and letting me cry on thier shoulders and giving me hugs and kisses. My loving family and my amazing friends!!! I love you guys with all my heart!!!! XOXOXO
For real though.. Harold is my hero!

My Blog

Kinda makes ya think...

Charles Plumb was a US Navy jet pilot in Vietnam After 75 combat missions, his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted into enemy hands. He was captured and spent...
Posted by Φ∂m∂ηĐĄΦ on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:07:00 PST

Yayers!!!!!

I GOT ACCEPTED!!! Into my program at SCC.... Cosmetology!!! Who's ready for a haircut? I'm gonna need lots of guinea pigs so keep that in mind ...
Posted by Φ∂m∂ηĐĄΦ on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:04:00 PST

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

I hate drunk old guys at work that hit on me then leave me a ten dollar tip on a $140 tab....fucking asshole! ``````````````````` I hate how on the first day of cosmetology class every girl was giving...
Posted by Φ∂m∂ηĐĄΦ on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST

new in my world

Wow....It's been a while since I wrote one of these badboys. Ha, I love how I say that like I have a huge readership or something. It just makes me feel better I suppose :-) Time for a life update eve...
Posted by Φ∂m∂ηĐĄΦ on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:05:00 PST

riiight...


Posted by Φ∂m∂ηĐĄΦ on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST

hahaha

I dunno...I just think this is fucking hilarious. That is all.  
Posted by Φ∂m∂ηĐĄΦ on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST

party time...it's my birthday!

Hey y'all....my 20th birthday was a couple weeks ago....here's a lovely picture blog for you all to enjoy :-)Popping my collarDoing the birthday danceBrooke and JoseDane, Heywood, Chad up in the bar.....
Posted by Φ∂m∂ηĐĄΦ on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:42:00 PST

Old

Hey guess what?   I'm officially NOT a teenager anymore....woohooo. Yay for adulthood :-)
Posted by Φ∂m∂ηĐĄΦ on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:56:00 PST

New Brother!!!

Hey Y'all check it out.... For those of you who didn't already know, my mom is pregnant.... I know what you're thinking and yeah it's a little wierd for me but it's all good! Guess what?!--They found ...
Posted by Φ∂m∂ηĐĄΦ on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:28:00 PST

Hell has frozen over

Stole this from my Auntie who stole it from her brother...fuckin awesome---enjoy!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The following is an actual question given on chemistry mid term. The answer by one stu...
Posted by Φ∂m∂ηĐĄΦ on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:49:00 PST