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Ted

Elvis has a stinky butt.

About Me

I am an inhabitant of the prison planet and use meditation for psycho-kinetic interplanetary communication.

My Interests

Creating a meaningful modern mythos in a seemingly splinterred reality.

I'd like to meet:

Myself, with a sex change and 15 years younger.

Music:

The sound of 1 hand clapping.

Movies:

Chick flix and testosterone thrillers, nothing meaningful at all.

Television:

Jerry Springer on crack and WWE. Everything else is depressing.

Books:

Dysentopian rants that scare Ronald MacDonald.

Heroes:

The hamburgler.