My Oath To You!!
1.. When you are sad - i'll help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry fucker who made you sad. 2.. When you are blue - i'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3.. When you smile - i'll know you got laid or did something evil. 4.. When you are scared - i'll rag on you about it every chance I get. 5.. When you are worried - i'll tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6.. When you are confused - i'll use little words. 7.. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8.. When you fall - i'll point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath ... I pledge it till the end. Why, You may ask? Because you are my friend. Remember: A friend will help you move - Your good friends will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Your Pirate Name Is...
Lord Red Legs
What's Your Pirate Name?Your results:
You are Venom
Venom
63%
Apocalypse
56%
Juggernaut
56%
Mr. Freeze
49%
Mystique
48%
The Joker
47%
Dark Phoenix
45%
Catwoman
44%
Magneto
41%
Poison Ivy
40%
Riddler
40%
Dr. Doom
36%
Green Goblin
36%
Kingpin
32%
Lex Luthor
31%
Two-Face
24%
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Kermit the Frog, Fozzy, and Gonzo, not Piggy though - she's dumb... Scott Stapp so I could punch him in the eye !.. Jack Kerouac for a scotch... Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer , Mike Ness , Dustin Kensrue because they know what's up ... The Rat Pack and John Wayne ( why not?) ..... My Forefathers & Mothers for without them there is no me, I think that would be the coolest of all ... Scott Stapp again so I could punch him in his other eye... oh yeah and the jackass that invented REALITY Tv. Thanks Jackass ! You get a punch in the groin !! God and the Devil... 'cause I got questions, comments and complaints... Kate Beckinsale and Milla Jojovich so I can be dumbfounded by their beauty... And maybe yet another quick brush with Ol' Scotty ....
any Social D. or Mike Ness, The Clash, Johnny Cash, Face to Face , Uncle Tupelo , Hopesfall, Nothington, Bruce F'n Springsteen rules, I care not what you say ! Drive By Truckers, Patterson Hood, Strung Out, Avail, The Decendents, [Minus Driver], The Bitter End , The Hard Luck Kids , Handsome, Quicksand, Rival Schools, Screeching Weasel, Hot Water, Alkaline, Modest Mouse, JChurch, The Cramps, Frank Black & The Pixies, Reverend Horton Heat, Street Dogs ,The Lawrence Arms F ' n rock !! , Jawbreaker, Benton Falls, Bad Religion, The Loved Ones , Flogging Molly, Cave Cat Sammy, Operation Ivy, Bouncing Souls , Stiff little fingers , Jimmy eat world ,The Supersuckers, Funeral For A Friend, Far-Less, Tiger Army, Thrice, Rise Against, Anthrax, The Misfits, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Doc Hopper, Brand New, The Pogues, The Get-up Kids, The New Amsterdams, Clark Can't, Armor for Sleep, Underoath, Senses Fail, Boysetsfire, Tool, Helmet, Failure, Lagwagon, Shadows Fall, Pennywise, Burning Bright, older Fifteen, The Devil Makes Three, F.Y.P.,The Used, Saves the Day, Taking Back Sunday, Bayside, Straylight Run, Money Mark, DFL, Weezer's older stuff........Bob Dylan, The Band, Jackson Browne, Hendrix, Bill Withers , David Gray, Bjork, Coldplay, CCR, Cowboy Junkies, Morphine, Bob Marley , Natalie Merchant & 10,000... , Billy Bragg, Old 97's, Louie Armstrong, Allison Kraus, Mazzy Star, Hum, The Ramones, Graham Parsons, The Pumpkins, The Foo's, Orbital, Underworld, Even in Blackouts, Something Corperate, Dusty Springfield, Norah Jones, The Rat Pack, Oldies rule..... Way too many to keep this up
"The Beltsville Crucible""True friends stab you in the front,and keep you from getting what you want,when one more fix could kill you... they help you realize that you're more and less than you had first believed . you've so much to give and there's so much you need, shortcuts through graveyards and a brand new way to breathe. three thousand miles just to learn,all that's gold does not all shine,and helping words aren't always kind,when one more kiss could kill you,three thousand miles just to learn,how to let my guard down. accept the fire that has spread among us,and if you're feeling alright,you've got to play it again,you've got to play it again .... " -Thrice
Asses were not meant to be perched upon couches watching TV in more than moderation , we should be better off racing down the wrong side of a highway than absorbing the tube as much as humanity does .. The truth is TV is nothing more than willingly inviting steriods for laziness and is as much an addiction as booze can be... not all of it sucks just about 95% ...
The dictionary, Any Kerouac... Comics...The Animals, William S. Burroughs, Hunter S . Thompson, (All the Beat Gen.) Biographies, History & Philosophy, Oh yeah & The joy of sex :p,
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My grandparents, My parents, My family, My friends, the people who have come to know and show the meanings and the differences of the few things in life that still truly do matter !!! You are my influence.