"You killed him!"
"No, I did not. I gave him life.
I wear perfume that smells like gin and tonic. I love horror movies, music of all kinds, photography, Hitachino Nest ales , kittens, cooking and dessert.
Video games. Drawing. Comics. Playing bass. Singing. My cat. Cooking. Photography. Urban art (read : graffiti). Music. Watching movies. Computers. World of Warcraft. Professional wrestling (shut your mouth). Trivia. Board games. Reading. Networking (not socially).
BRUCE WILLIS.
Atmosphere, Slug, Gnarls Barkley, Funker Vogt, AFX, Lee Jung Hyun, BoA, Bogdan Raczynski, Cibo Matto, Danny Elfman, Danzig, Depeche Mode, Devo, Elvis Presley, Patsy Cline, Ray Charles, Jimi Hendrix, Amanda Ghost, Loretta Lynn, Erase Errata, Tsuchiya Anna, Frank Sinatra, GWAR, Ilkae, Bach, Beethoven, Joy Division, New Order, Miles Davis, Buddy Guy, B.B. King, Murder City Devils, Hooverphonic, Reverend Horton Heat, The Red Elvises, The Who, The 5.6.7.8's. Tom Waits, Hyde, Gackt, X Japan, Spin Aqua, Malice Mizer, L'Arc~en~Ciel
Re-Animator, Slumber Party Massacre II, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Suspiria, From Beyond, Evil Dead, Cut, Dumplings, Trainspotting, Mallrats, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Child's Play, Shaun of the Dead, Hellraiser, The Toxic Avenger, Class of Nuke 'Em High, Kamikaze Girls, Raise the Red Lantern, Six-String Samurai, Sin City, Aliens, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Barbarella
Tales from the Crypt. Carnivà le. Twin Peaks. Arrested Development. MST3K. The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Iron Chef. Good Eats. Dirt. nip/tuck. The Daily Show.
Garth Ennis, Frank Miller, John Romita, Alan Moore. H.P. Lovecraft, Neal Stephenson, David Sedaris, Irvine Welsh, J.K. Rowling.
Total fruitcake answer : my parents.
Less total fruitcake answer : Mr. Wizard.