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Chaotic twist of fate

fear, chaos, insanity.....

About Me

You can find some of my Photoshop work at critelli.deviantart.com . It will be updated periodically with more samples of my artwork and digital manipulations.

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My Interests

i like to draw, first off, and i love to create Graphic images, just in case you haven't noticed the pics on the page. i also like to write. i am an asipiring novelist with a completed fantasy novel that i am working on getting published. i have a book available right now called "Civilian Justice," which can be purchased through the link in my blog or at Amazon.com, Barnesandnoble.com, PublishAmerica.com, Target.com, Shop.com, and others. YAY!!!! i write poetry, at least that is the only way to classify it. i certainly don't think it is anything that would stand the test of time, but it is a way for me to express how i feel at any given moment, a release for the mind, which i suppose i could also say about my sketches.

i like to read. in the "books" section you will find a list of authors that i like, some of which will take you directly to their webpage if you should like to check them out. i like to play basketball and work out. i try to stay fit, though i waited far too long to start working out, and i know i still have a ways to go. i like to sing.....to myself. :) i'm far too shy to get up and sing in front of people, but it is just something that i have always liked to do. i like concerts and music of just about all sorts. i like to make jello shots and watch as my friends all stand around and get trashed off of them, sitting playing a not-so-civil game of a**hole or maybe a competitive game of beruit.

The Grand Master "Dutch"

i like to keep my misery to myself. i don't like to tell people when i am upset unless i really feel it needs to be shared. i store all of my pain and sadness inside of me, hoping that maybe one day it will all just go away...or maybe just make my f*cking head explode so i won't have to deal with it any more. i like to love. or at least, i like to try and love with all that i have. it doesn't seem to work out too well for me, but i keep trying regardless. where would any of us be without love?

The Lovely Lil Lashes

i like comedy shows and laughing until my stomach hurts. i like laughing until tears come out of my eyes or until i feel like i am about to spit out the mouthful of Twisted Tea i was thinking of swallowing. i like to make other people laugh when i can. i like to make other people smile. i think happiness is something this world is tragically short of nowadays, and though i know i can't possibly make even a fraction of the world's population smile from time to time, i'm going to do my damndest.

.. Black Snake Mona

i like friends. i like people who are real human beings. i like people with a sense of compassion yet a sense of anger. everything has to have balance. i like people with depth, people who can "think" and survive on their own in this malevolent world around us. i like tattoos and heavy metal. i like sitting on the edge of the mosh pit, a push away from being thrown to the dogs, watching the chaotic dance of flesh, sweat and teeth as it rends the earth to the sounds of pounding drums and electifying guitars. i like coffee and cappuccino. i like sitting for hours on end in the bookstore just reading or maybe just people watching. i like the world of fantasy and just about everything it entails. i like daydreaming. i like love.

i like movies. i like dining 52 floors up in the air just for the view of the city. i like kissing. i love kissing. haha. i love everything that has to do with a man and a woman's flesh touching in one way or another. but the kiss! ah, there is something divine in a kiss that connot be duplicated through any other touch. there is a sharing of something so infinitely intimate, like two souls burning as one flame. :) i like holding onto someone on the couch while we watch a movie or watch television. i like kissing her goodnight. i like listening to the sound of her voice before she goes to sleep. i like so very many things.....

Image used for Fuel's VIP and all access passes starring Lil Lashes

I'd like to meet:



I'd love to meet the makers of this beautiful piece of machinery here....

Music:

music.....i must say i have a little bit of variety in my taste. do i love heavy metal? yes. it must be my single favorite genre or music, but is that all i like? of course not. there is a different type of music for every mood. here's the beginning of my list: Pantera, Rage against the Machine, Within Temptation, Kataklysm, Poisonblack, Slipknot, Jewel, Staind, Disturbed, System of a Down, Loreena McKennett, Alice in Chains, Type O-Negative, Ministry, Nine Inch Nails, Tori Amos, Katatonia, Children of Bodom, Megadeth, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Motley Crew, Skid Row, Christina Aguilera, Allyptic, La Coka Nostra, Hypersolid, Stryk Nine, Trendkill, Atreyu, Flyleaf, Lacuna Coil, Jay Z, Jadakiss, Project Pat, Three 6 Mafia, DJ Lazz, Lil Flip, Lil Jon, Lil Scrappy, The Kottonmouth Kings, Dave Matthews, DMX, TI, David Banner, Sevendust, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Five Finger Death Punch, Therion, Revielle, Def Leppard, Saigon Kick, Down, Superjoint Ritual, Boyz II Men, Guns N Roses, Enigma, Enya, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Rammstein, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Sarah McLachlan, Black Sabbath, Pearl Jam, Slayer, Testament, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Paul Wall, Snoop......i know there are plenty more that elude me this moment, but there are only so many i can think of at once. lol. i'll have to get back to this....

Movies:

My favorite movie of all time, and my favorite love story of all time. Thank you, James, for writing this story. without you, i wouldn't be half the human being i have become.

Television:

not too much of a television junkie. i'd rather sit and watch a movie or even sit and play video games. :) but i do love the crime shows. Law & Order, CSI, the Shield. have to get back to this too.....

Books:

ah.....how about authors? Terry Goodkind is my alltime favorite so far. Terry Pratchett, Anne Rice, Simon Green, RA Salvatore, Robert Jordan, John Grisham, Dean Koontz, Steven King, Mercedes Lackey, John Steakley, Michael Moorcock, C.J. Cherryh, JRR Tolkien, Clive Barker, David Farland, A J Drew, Raymond Buckland, Matt Forcebeck, Laurell K. Hamilton...i know i am missing some. i'll be back to this too. :)

Heroes:


Cakes Mini Me Candy Cane The Dogg Quando Jaritza Peep
Juliette Spicy Jenny Shibby Shaz Corpse Bride Poetic Brother
Pam Rose Lady Kate Wolf Writer
Thumbs Gaila Amy Sam
Marlene Mike Mav Jeff Amy Nessa Deana
Lex Roode Death Shana Coop
Tara Sia J-Rod Noods Psych MV Freak
Stacey Linds Andy Vix Amigo Shay Pandy
Cheri DJ Cortes Coll Kat Cuzz Jes Gidg
Kelly Rae Whit Tanya Kev Fire Glow
Brown Eyes Ginny Lil Bit
Nateli Taylor Rach
Angie Derry
Jacqui Laura
Jess Rose P.J.
Sasa Poet Chris Geo
Teresa Lisa T Christy 'stine Jordan Bogart Tony

My Blog

CJ2 part 3

For those interested, I'm posting more. Hope all is well in everyone's little world.     The two glasses shatter on the bar. The shotgun is in my twitching hands. The blood in my veins has b...
Posted by Chaotic twist of fate on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:24:00 PST

Civilian Justice Part 2....Part 2?

The next installment...     Time passes, but as it slowly gets busier, I hardly notice. I wouldn't even know it was nine already if Jamie wasn't creeping through the back door. She sneaks up...
Posted by Chaotic twist of fate on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:46:00 PST

Civilian Justice....Part 2

As you can see, I've gotten rid of my "Hopeless" blogs. It's too much for me to pour my heart and soul out for all to see and have no one respond. This is the beginning of the sequel to "Civilian Just...
Posted by Chaotic twist of fate on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 06:03:00 PST

"Frozen"

"Frozen" Fingers claw at polished iceTrapped within this arctic shellShattered ideals and mindless doubtHave created this frozen hellFlesh yellowed from decayEach breath a burning Winter's kissTears s...
Posted by Chaotic twist of fate on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 05:53:00 PST

"Black Fire"

"Black Fire"   Your eyes sear my soulBlack Fire upon my skinFalling upon twisted limbsPushing, prodding, probing With flesh an inch awayI feel your sulfurous breathThe heat of omnivorous needLike...
Posted by Chaotic twist of fate on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:15:00 PST

Book Cover Art

Well, as I wait patiently for responses to the numerous Query Letters I sent out, I decided to try and design my own cover (now that I'm getting a little better with Photoshop). The model is a pose do...
Posted by Chaotic twist of fate on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:52:00 PST

To my Muses....

Well, I haven't figured out a way to insert everyone's pictures into this blog yet (without asking people to email me pics!), so I'm just going to start it all off with links to everyone's page. The n...
Posted by Chaotic twist of fate on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:53:00 PST

"Prey"

it's been ages since i've written a poem. i was feeling inspired last night while sitting through the drudgery of work and came up with this little ditty. i hope you enjoy...   "Prey"   Prim...
Posted by Chaotic twist of fate on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:00:00 PST

Valentine's Day Collaboration.....

well....this is a first for me. many of you may know this lovely girl here:  Spicy Jenny the two of us have gotten together to create a little "Valentine's Day Collaboration." i began and she con...
Posted by Chaotic twist of fate on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:58:00 PST

mindless interpretations

umm......complete mindless rambling here. this will bore most, i am sure. just my thoughts at the moment....   we are all different......and so have i said in the new book. yet it is hard to unde...
Posted by Chaotic twist of fate on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:04:00 PST