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I have two off-spring: A son and a daughter.
I've never been married and have little desire to corrupt a perfectly good friendship by making it legally binding.
I love to create. I draw and write, mostly poetry, and hang out over at motley.com site, nikkisixx.net, and other sites where I post my art and writing.
Stupidity should be painful. Offered by LisaS.
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
THINGS WE'D ALL LIKE TO SAY
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
Ahhhh . I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
Do I look like a fucking people person to you?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Oh I get it - like humor - but different.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #3?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses
I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
Wait a minute --- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.
Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Remember, no one is listening until you fart.
Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments
Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse.
The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
Scorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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The Moon Your personality is lunar. You shine when others
share themselves with you, and are lonely when
they are not. Your friends probably perceive
you as aloof, and cast you in the role of wise
counselor. They may be unaware how much they
really mean to you.
What's Your Celestial Personality Type?
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You are the Moon card. Entering the Moon we enter
the intuitive and psychic realms. This is the
stuff dreams are made on. And like dreams the
imagery we find here may inspire us or torment
us. Understanding the moon requires looking
within. Our own bodily rhythms are echoed in
this luminary that circles the earth every
month and reflects the sun in its progress.
Listening to those rhythms may produce visions
and lead you towards insight. The Moon is a
force that has legends attached to it. It
carries with it both romance and insanity.
Moonlight reveals itself as an illusion and it
is only those willing to work with the force of
dreams that are able to withstand this
reflective light. Image from: Stevee Postman.
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Which Tarot Card Are You?
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.. You scored as The Rowan. In Celtic astrology, you're a Rowan tree. The animal symbol that accompanies this tree is the dragon. The ancient Druids say Rowan people have powerful imaginations and are idealistic, progressive, humanitarian, spiritual and good with change. However, Rowans may be prone to restlessness, quarreling, impatience or aloofness.
The Rowan
80%
The Elder
70%
The Alder
70%
The Hazel
70%
The Oak
70%
The Holly
65%
The Reed
65%
The Ivy
60%
The Willow
60%
The Hawthorn
55%
The Vine
50%
The Ash
50%
The Birch
40%
What Tree Are You? (Celtic astrology)
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Take the quiz: "WHICH MOTLEY CRUE SONG ARE YOU?"
Knock 'Em Dead Kid
Rock the fuck on..You're Knock 'Em Dead Kid..I personally thinxx you're the best song on SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!
Intelligence
Intelligence is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You like to be able to talk about everything that is on your mind, and if your partner can't keep up, well, you know. You are very attracted to someone who can challenge you, and make you see things in a whole new way.
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A demon watches over you. You may find yourself at
times wishing those you dislike dead.
Sometimes, you may find yourself being jealous.
Anger can often get the best of you. You are a
unique individual. Overall though, you are a
kind person with a big heart. Your demon is
always watching over you. Though a demon may
seem like evil is watching you, it is not true.
Your demon is on neither side; good nor evil.
Your demon is on your side. Your demon is
constantly protecting and guiding you down the
right path for you in life.
Who is your soul guardian?
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You are a Wind Dragon! You are care free and just
go with the flow, You dont usually pick fights
or participate in them. You enjoy living life
and meeting new people.
What elemental Dragon are you? (nice pics)
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You are a Spiritualist. Your magic flows from the
primal forces of the cosmos. You could be a
gentle Healer, a miraculous Prophet or a
spirit-summoning War-mage with the strong link
your soul provides to the realms beyond
reality. You have preternatural abilities,
intutively sensing the personality of people
you meet and discerning events yet to happen.
You enhance your aura with meditative pursuits.
You are a good judge of character but your
idealism or morality can confuse others.
Which Magical Order Are You In?
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Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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The advertising Condom!! ohh you are a show-off!! You like to be the center
of attention. In bed you would even go so far
as to fake it if it puts on a good show, the
praises afterwords turn you on.. so the way it
happens your partner better be up for plenty of
rounds! =)
Best position: On top
Condoms!! what is your kind of condom AND what does it mean?( with pics not dirty sheesh!)
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