getting drunk off of absinthe in the middle of class, hacking into computer mainframes, using my grappling hook gun to escape tricky situations, luring people into a false sense of security and then disarming them abruptly with my razer sharp wit, getting information out of suspects using my unique no holds barred approach to interrogation, engaging in bureaucratic bickering with other intelligence agencies, being hit on by married women, compromising my own security in order to get the job done, recklessly walking the line between resonable questioning of authority and flat out insubordination
Failing that, if you're a girl and with really short hair, I'm yours.
Who I wouldn't like to meet:
People who say "as it were." Come on, that phrase is totally pointless.
squirrel nut zippers, the mars volta, the fall of troy, stray bullets, blinker the star, the B-52's, firecracker jazz band, andrew bird's bowl of fire, spacehog, cherry poppin' daddies, zero 7, the hives, chuck berry, portishead, bandits of the acoustic revolution, django, reel big fish, islands, radiohead, nellie mckay, the elected, the librarians, air, streetlight manifesto, adam bialik, eric clapton, the theme from the benny hill show
The Office (BBC), Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Joe Schmo Show
High Fidelity, Tuesdays With Morrie, Brain Droppings, Choke, Red Meat Cures Cancer, Big Trouble
Whoever thought up the idea of pizza delivery. That's seriously one of the best inventions ever.