Capone

No use buying me a stuffed toy to play with, I rip it to shreds within minutes, I love cheese..especially the yellow kind, I love licking peoples legs when they exit the shower, garbage trucks scare me, I hog the bed, I am very good and quiet when you give me a rawhide stick to chew on, if no ones looking i like to eat the dirt out of the house plants, lotion is another thing i like to lick off of people, I am pretty gassy and it bums my dad out, I love to bark at and chase the vacuum, and I am confident that everyone wants to make out with me.