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Capone

kissing is my super power!

About Me

No use buying me a stuffed toy to play with, I rip it to shreds within minutes, I love cheese..especially the yellow kind, I love licking peoples legs when they exit the shower, garbage trucks scare me, I hog the bed, I am very good and quiet when you give me a rawhide stick to chew on, if no ones looking i like to eat the dirt out of the house plants, lotion is another thing i like to lick off of people, I am pretty gassy and it bums my dad out, I love to bark at and chase the vacuum, and I am confident that everyone wants to make out with me.

My Interests

farting, begging, doing tricks for treats, being used as a vagina magnet, kissing, toys, sticks, grandmas house, biting water from sprinklers or hoses, going to work with my mom, just being cute

I'd like to meet:

Looking for a new best friend since I lost my other one when I moved :(

Music:

snoop doggie dog

Books:

The Well Mannered Dog

Heroes:

Rocket the dog...He's big and knows what he wants in life

My Blog

Today I....

Slept... a lot
Posted by Capone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST