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THE Coolest Dork

Claim your life, learn to be an asshole!

About Me

I'm sarcastic. Sometimes it gets me in trouble because people can't tell I'm joking so live with it or hate me.I'm artistic... in my opinion.I'm very observent.Actions speak louder than words to me.I day dream, I'm absent minded, I'm forgetful, my mind wonders, I have A.D.D. and I get bored easily. So, if you can capture my attention great. If you can keep my attention... you're awesome!I'm told I'm cocky. I think I'm confident.I love to shoot pool.I don't live each day as if it were the last because I'm realistic.I've had the pleasure of being in love, but don't remember how it felt.Claim your life, learn to be an asshole!I've lived in the city and I've lived in a small town. So, I don't think I have a bias opinion when I say city life sucks... unless you're rich.I'm arguementive.I hate talking about politics and religion.I love american muscle cars.I hate imports.I've done some bad things I'm not proud of and I've done some bad things that I'd do again.I don't expect to ever be in love again, but live with the hope that I will.I'm strong on the surface, not all the way through.Summer is my season! But don't mind the winter as a contrast.Surprise me!I like to cook.I love oreos - but only with milk.I collect dragons.I love to be outside as much as possible!I'm shy and quite at first.OH AND I ALSO LIKE TO DO THIS:
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

My Interests

Model cars, working on my car, working out, movies, music, biking, billiardsTake the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454
You are a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454. You car has a huge ass engine....and thats all you care about! You know you can whoop on anyone at the dragstrip...and you love it! You really don't care about gas mileage...but you sure do go to the gas station alot

I'd like to meet:

Guys or girls, anyone who is fun and easy to get along with and likes to hang out or go out. I love ppl who can take a joke and be sarcastic. NOT people who just want to see how many friends they can collect on thier myspace list. please dont waste my time, its important to me!

Music:

Linkin Park, Live, Pearl Jam, Bush, Eminem, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Foo Fighters just to name a few, but i like just about any kind of music including pop, heavy metal, and alternative.

Movies:

Comedy... Jim Carrey is my favorite actor. I also love horror movies and some action movies. Fight Club is my all time favorite movie. Love the movies with twists too. I have over 400 DVDs so far. I have all the simpsons seasons on DVD, That 70s Show, and Knight Rider.

Television:

I don't watch much TV. On occasion I'll sit down and watch something.

Books:

I read HOW magazine and a couple other design related magazines.

My Blog

Not looking for a boyfriend.

Note: The views and opinions expressed in this blog are based upon multiple persons and in no way are directed toward any one person. If offended, insulted or have any objections to the following blog...
Posted by THE Coolest Dork on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:04:00 PST

The Artist

As an artist, your primary mode of living is focused internally, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit into your value system. Your secondary mode is externa...
Posted by THE Coolest Dork on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:16:00 PST

JLS Creative Solutions Commercial

HEY!Yet another commercial for JLS by JLS. It’s been on TV in State College if for any of you in the area. Again, my involvement in the making of this video was merely as a production assistant....
Posted by THE Coolest Dork on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:47:00 PST

Life isn’t so bad...

So, today I was thinking random thoughts like most people do and I was thinking about my childhood. Then I started reflecting on my life and where I came from and how I've turned out so far. And I tho...
Posted by THE Coolest Dork on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:13:00 PST

JLS Promotional Video

This is the video I helped film a couple months ago for JLS. It's a promotion video to show what the company is capable of.Check out this video: JLS Promotional Video Add to My Profile | M...
Posted by THE Coolest Dork on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:01:00 PST

2008

One month down... So far so... GREAT. I think this will be a good year for me. Better than the past two years at least. Last year at this time I was sleeping in the back of my car after conflict with ...
Posted by THE Coolest Dork on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:10:00 PST

Show me Love

There are many things I don't understand about women, but one thing that really baffles me lately is their obsession with saying and hearing "I love you". I dated a girl who all but begged me to say i...
Posted by THE Coolest Dork on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:28:00 PST

The Life of a Designer

I was at work today working on a project:So, I started thinking:Then I started thinking REALLY hard:Next thing I know I thought of something:I couldn't believe it!Something wasn't right though:In fact...
Posted by THE Coolest Dork on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:13:00 PST

I think I’m in love again...

Just wanted to update everyone on my new job. It is going very well! I absolutely love it. The hours go by as if they were minutes. My co-workers are& well, exactly what you'd expect from creative ind...
Posted by THE Coolest Dork on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:59:00 PST

A happy birthday

Oh no, my last year in my twenties. One would think I'd be worried about getting old! Well, the years keep getting better. With age comes experience and wisedom. What I've learned in the past five yea...
Posted by THE Coolest Dork on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:04:00 PST