REDNECK TIPS! |
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:50:00 GMT |
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE |
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE
What is a Yankee?The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:13:00 GMT |
drug effects (LMAO) :-D |
ENJOY! lololololololol
glumbert.com - Effects of Drugs and Alcohol on Spider Webs
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:08:00 GMT |
funny jokes |
You Know You're Having a Bad Day When: Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists. You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse un...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:53:00 GMT |
Funny Tee Shirts |
Funny tee Shirts:
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I love ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:21:00 GMT |
Sarcastic Remarks |
Sarcastic Remarks:
And your cry baby whiny assed opinion would be.....?
Do I look like a fucking people person?
This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing a...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 13:05:00 GMT |
Sunscreen |
I put this in here because I like the lyrics to this song. I think this is probably the best song ever for advice!
Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen, by Mary Schmich:
Wear sunscreen.If I coul...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 19:22:00 GMT |
FAMILY |
"F A M I L Y
I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply.
He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you."
We were very polite, ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:45:00 GMT |
CHILDREN LEARN WHAT THEY LIVE |
If a child lives with criticism. He learns to condemn.
If a child lives with hostility. He learns to fight.
If a child lives with ridicule. He learns to be shy.
If a child lives with shame. He learns ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 23:00:00 GMT |
time comes in your life when you finally get it.... |
I took this poem from one of my friends comments because I thought it was so moving! I hope everyone enjoys it as much as her and I have.
time comes in your life when you finally get it . . . W...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:47:00 GMT |
