great quotes from real life |
here's some things that i thought were so funny that i actually wrote them down. some of them might not make sense without the context, and some might be funnier because of that.
"They need to make te... Posted by Mike Ruffino says, on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:53:00 PST |
how incredibly myspace |
i'm not trying to say that my blogs are any good. i just write about something that is funny to me, in hopes that others might think its funny as well.
having said that, i promise you, my faithful ... Posted by Mike Ruffino says, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
2 sad sad realizations |
i just realized i have 170 myspace friends. what kind of a dork am i? i think my number of myspace friends has exceded my number of real life friends. i'm such a loser. i might have to chew the fat an... Posted by Mike Ruffino says, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
my birthday (im old now) |
it was birthday last wednesday...i turned the big 21. and let me tell you, it sucks. ive got one foot in the grave, so you might as well shoot me now. yep, i just woke up on october 13, took my meds, ... Posted by Mike Ruffino says, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
WOMEN-be REAL women, MEN-be REAL men |
so i'm logging on to scenster-dot-com (myspace), and i'm remembering what many of my friends are doing with myspace these days...that is to say, they are scanning through friends and friends of friend... Posted by Mike Ruffino says, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
145am Massacre (I ROCK) |
So I'm in my dorm doing some homework, and all of a sudden, out my window, I hear a clatter. I took of my headphones, and got up to see what was the matter. When about a dozen girls, dressed very odd,... Posted by Mike Ruffino says, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Tattoos and Gay |
"hey, i listen to hardcore, can't you see my skull tattoo?" I am all for tattoos, and alot of my friends are getting some. I really like what they are getting, they have meaning, and they are not gett... Posted by Mike Ruffino says, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Death Death Death of Words |
It occured to me the other day, when thinking about how gay slang is getting, that there must be a reason for all the slang these days being gay. So I thought about it, and I've come up with something... Posted by Mike Ruffino says, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Mike Ruffino Challenge |
I hate slang thses days. Everything has to be cut down, it's so stupid. I heard someone say perf, as opposed to perfect. Someone else (Kyle I'm a Faggot Matthews) said def as opposed to definetly. Wha... Posted by Mike Ruffino says, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hey everyone in Fountain Valley... |
Let's all look EXACTLY THE SAME!!!! The guys with the wannabe rachel-cuts are becomming as bad as the girls with crooked trucker hats. Now I have alot of reinds that I know do those things, and are co... Posted by Mike Ruffino says, on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |