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Sas

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About Me

Open Mic TV- Sas
..Long Beach songstress, Sas, draws her introspective monologue to the surface each time she steps to the microphone. With a captivating vocal warmth, she crafts guitar-infused melodies as intricate as her narrative--embodying the comfort of an old friend at the very first greeting.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/18/2005
Band Website: totallysas.com (still pending)
Band Members: SAS plus any and/or all of the following are or have been referred to as the Hideousse Viperes of Death:The Sidewinder, The Diamondback, Jorje the Killer Squid, The Unhinged Jaw, Viper X, The Blood Cobra, Serpentor
Influences: Influences and inspiration: Elliott Smith, Tori Amos, Aimee Mann, Joseph Arthur, Jay Buchanan, Nick Drake, Neil Finn, David Gray, Talking Heads, Brett Bixby, Michael Penn, Inara George, Jon Brion, Rae Enrico, Rufus Wainwright, Radiohead, Michael Miller, Joni Mitchell, Beck, low self esteem, personal trajedy, Ron Sexmith, Chris Hanlin, Neil Young, Ryan Adams, Kathleen Edwards, Jackson Browne, Colin Hay, Kevin Darish, Rocco Deluca, Ween, the Gentlemen of Fortune, Edie Brickell, Bjork, Imogen Heap, Pink Floyd, PJ Harvey, Ani Difranco, Tears for Fears, Brendan Perry/Dead Can Dance, emotional upheaval, dysfunctional relationships, Ben Folds, Peter Gabriel, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Bob Dylan, David Crosby, Sparklehorse, Patty Griffin, Tom Waits, and so on...
Sounds Like: a bottle of wine being poured, vegan butter, interior monologue, 150 thousand didgeridoos
Record Label: ..
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Garage Skeletons

on my now almost complete garage -overhaul, I found a precious piece of scribble that intended to be an interview from Live Magazine circa OCMA 2004, which was never published. I s...
Posted by Sas on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:45:00 PST

serendipitous sashole

It began with me going into work to discover it was colleague Michael's birthday. He asked me if I knew anyone who worked at Disneyland and proceeded to tell me a sad story about how his only dream to...
Posted by Sas on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:00:00 PST

Jilm Aid comes out on top

So, Jilm Aid was a success thanks to my friends, family, and fellow musician types-- we were able to pull in $370 for the night! A big thank you to everyone who was involved or helped out by playing g...
Posted by Sas on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:54:00 PST

JILM AID

Big Jilm the cat had befallen a most unfortunate circumstance and was taken to the Emergency Pet Hospital at 8:00 pm on November 12, 2006. After careful inspection, it was determined that fuzzface h...
Posted by Sas on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:45:00 PST

Always a Bridesmaid

so. I came in second in the internet radio karaoke contest. damn that PJ. what's he got that I don't got? One less letter in his name, I guess. But can he say he is a palindrome? a...
Posted by Sas on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 01:01:00 PST

Paypal is nigh

Ahoy! The Choinkus has bestowed upon me a Paypal Account. So, now all you wayfaring fanatics can get that SAS album you've been dreaming of with a simple click of the computer mouse (or mousse). Feel ...
Posted by Sas on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:12:00 PST

FEEL SORRIER FOR ME

The long awaited, much anticipated, slightly antiquated album from me, SAS - "Feel Sorrier For Me" is finally here and ready to be shipped to you, superfan! If any poor unfortunate soul is still in ne...
Posted by Sas on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 04:41:00 PST

Ibuprofin is wonderful

Mere hours ago, Barbel handed me Tylennol over some possibly frightening German medication that she had smuggled into the country. tick tick tick. still in pain. It seems I cannot combi...
Posted by Sas on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 06:36:00 PST

Where have all the cowboys gone?

Last night a 40 something drunk man at a cowboy bar in Norco expressed an interest in one day being able to lick my hoo-ha. Thinking to fast forward his hopes and dreams, he later informed me tha...
Posted by Sas on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:00:00 PST

I have been Superdeformed into the Sidewinder

Help! the computer is trying to suck me into its vortex! I am acting as nutso as the Sidewinder often does as a result of lack of zzzs. My fuzzy bunny face cannot take such abuse!
Posted by Sas on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 03:54:00 PST