Hemorrhoidal Tissue

»-(¯`v´¯)-» «-(¯`v´¯)-« Universally accepted as the original house band in the Garden of Eden, the Hemorrhoidal Tissue hit the road when it became apparent that the whole Cain & Able, whose gonna fuck mom to propagate the species scenario got way too weird for Skid, Shred & Mongo. The boys disbursed after Eden to very separate ends of the earth. There were very public reunions thru the ages though. Grand openings of: the pyramids of giza Stonehenge The great wall of china Easter islands moai dedication ceremony Machu Picchu And the Mall of America.Spring of 1987 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania The boys convened in a mysterious suburban basement and vowed not to part again until all of the inequities of the universe have been rectified, by using their ancient musical gyration mojo in conjunction with their extremely current (recent calculations have actually been confirmed to be up to 5 seconds in the future) organic stylings. The boys are still on their quest, but day by day they get closer to making this the greatest universe ever, just for you.