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The Assholes

EAT MY FUCK SARAH!

About Me


Fresno isn't known for much and what it is known for isn't good. In 1979, when the Assholes formed as 15-year olds, the city was constantly being touted as one of America's most violent with a per-capita murder rate almost as high as Detroit or New York. Culturally, the place was already dead. This was the backwater that served as a backdrop to the Assholes' sound.

Inspired first by stoner rock, British punk and California hardcore, the Assholes got it in their heads that what was missing from music was "true anarchy." Why didn't people just pick up anything handy and start playing? Why was it that one person was limited to one instrument? Why did guitars always have to be tuned the same way? Why couldn't all of the many and varied strains of music be united into a single glorious mess? Technically incompetent, hopelessly adolescent, completely honest - that was the Assholes.

The band's one and only public performance, at an old ballroom across the street from the city zoo, was as opening act for Black Flag. Greg Ginn and Co. made it through the night without a hitch. The Assholes, having failed to make friends with the crowd, were escorted off the stage. ("Eat my fuck" was one of the memorable phrases that came up after the audience was invited to participate in the melee.) A later performance in San Francisco, with Flipper, was canceled because none of the Assholes was yet old enough to drive.

Johnny and the Big Prairie Fire is a swirl of sounds assembled from the original Assholes' cassette archive, their two live performances (the second was given in 2001 at a restaurant in Tijuana, Mexico) and several recent collaborations. Included also is "Thrash," a response to the faster-louder ethic of the day, which, at 0.674 seconds, is surely the shortest pop song ever recorded. The whole hodgepodge is, more or less, unique, but not always easy listening.

Thank you for your kind attention.
Sincerely


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Member Since: 4/21/2006
Band Members: Marcelo Radulovich
(Dolphous Trotter)
Born in Chile, raised in Costa Rica and California, Marcelo is still active as a musician and as an artist/designer in San Diego.

Joel Smith
(Everett E. Harton)
The only Fresno native, Joel still wields a fearsome pencil (see composite Asshole head on CD face) and is presently a curator at a New York museum.


Christopher Stephens
(Measlee Beef)
Christopher has been in Japan now nearly as long as he was in America. He works as a translator and magazine editor, and performs the occasional tuneless guitar improvisation.


Christian Sondergard
No one is quite sure what happened to the fourth Asshole. When last seen, he was an employee of the Fresno County Public Library and a devotee of dogs and magick.


Sounds Like:

Johnny and the Big Prairie Fire (1979-2007)
37 tracks of pure shit-ass, lo-fi brilliance from the minds of the kids who brought you Purple Sucks, Thrash, Toyota Gang, Hungry for Affection, and a host of other sonic enigmas!

Freshly remastered with more bass grit and high sparkle added for a pleasenteaurer experience!

Comes with match and U.S. paper flag to boot!!

Buy direct from the artist : $12 (US dollars)
Includes shipping & handling



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My Blog

Flag Amendment Narrowly Fails in Senate Vote

Flag Amendment Narrowly Fails in Senate VoteBy CARL HULSEPublished: June 28, 2006The New York Times WASHINGTON, June 27 - A proposed Constitutional amendment to allow Congress to prohibit desecration ...
Posted by The Assholes on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:10:00 PST