~Dee~

I'M YOUR AVERAGE ECLECTIC WEIRDO ARTIST /MUSICIAN TYPE...BUT WITH ALOT OF FUN AND TWISTED ANGLES

I love music,

I have that weird artsy fartsy look at things sometime ,but i'm neither a 'tard or a genius just somewhere in between with a plethora of useless but witty and entertaining (at times) knowledge. I like to think outside the box and love to throw things past ppl just to see who catches it. I live to make ppl laugh, and enjoy ppl who enjoy a bit of a ironic humor. I dig cooking,and love feeding ppl...cant seem to drop the habit of cooking for a large group (shrugs)
I like honesty in people, I'd rather be hurt by the truth than suffered by lies.I'm loyal to the end ,tenderhearted but brutally mean verbally if hurt deeply. ummm, my friend says i'm like a drag queen trapped in a womans body...umm, yeah ,and she meant it as a compliment because i have a tendency to dress to the nine when going out. (god, i hope that what she meant because I loveeeeeeee stiletto heels!) *long pause ,and the realization i just put something really stupid)*I enjoy doing nude photography of others ... with no specific norm to what "beautiful" is,just ask and I'll photograph you but be open to ideas as you may find yourself in my garage covered in ceramic clay or naked in a field of bamboo with a champagne glass dangling between your toes (LOL) I see everything as art,and hear everything as music (as my co-workers can tell you , I even nod my head to the rhythym of the machines working) For those just looking for someone fun to chill with and make you LAUGH you need not read any farther.I may be a dork but I'm an ENTERTAINING dork! HEHE
I dream of being the very first owner of an all blind obest lesbian women's ballet and pudding wrestling drag show and childrens toy emporium. Milk that idea the next time you are drunk ! *evil grin

I think fleas are very interesting...and so is oil when mixed with water after a rainstorm ...

...for those looking for a hook up ...please if you aren't "dateable" enough in the real world, please don't make me reply and insult you in cyber space (as if I'm moving to your area just to give you cheap and meaningless sex *shakes head*) For those who think I am a drag queen (hahah).... I am a 100% genuine anatomically correct born of a mother no surgery required female. (LMAO) For those interested in hooking up after reading that,"sheesh...get out more. please, for the love of all of us!" ...and no actually i'm not a snotty biatch, just had alot of goofballs and like to weed out the dorks and keep the cool peeps ,ok? HAVE A GREAT ONE ... *nice cheesy grin :D*