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Harold

Seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin research kitchen.

About Me

I like writing rants and putting them in my blog, they’re supposed to be funny, but if you don’t think so then that’s your loss. Its something to do for a half hour while I wait to die.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The (crappy) Survey

Name:

Harold


Birthday:

15/06


Birthplace:

Hospital


Current Location:

Croydon


Eye Color:

Brown


Hair Color:

Brown


Height:

Sort of medium... ish


Right Handed or Left Handed:

Right


Your Heritage:

Mutant Ninja Turtles


The Shoes You Wore Today:

Who cares?


Your Weakness:

No clues!


Your Fears:

Dropping the soap


Your Perfect Pizza:

As long as it's big and several animals died to make it, I'm happy.


Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:

Being the efficient speed machine that I am, all my goals are on a weekly time scale


Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha

Thoughts First Waking Up:

[insert generic "too lazy to get up" comment here]


Your Best Physical Feature:

All of them


Your Bedtime:

Between midnight and 3am


Your Most Missed Memory:

How is it possible for one to miss a memory?


Pepsi or Coke:

Coke


MacDonalds or Burger King:

It's the same shit, just more expensive at BK


Single or Group Dates:

Single


Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:

I'll stick with real tea brewed in a pot, thanks


Chocolate or Vanilla:

Not a big fan of either, give me salami or a big juicy steak


Cappuccino or Coffee:

Coffee


Do you Smoke:

No


Do you Swear:

Fuck no!


Do you Sing:

That depends on my blood alcohol level


Do you Shower Daily:

Like anyone would notice


Have you Been in Love:

Yes


Do you want to go to College:

I'm already in college


Do you want to get Married:

Someday, possibly


Do you belive in yourself:

I'm special


Do you get Motion Sickness:

No


Do you think you are Attractive:

That depends on my blood alcohol level


Are you a Health Freak;

No


Do you get along with your Parents:

Most of the time


Do you like Thunderstorms:

Aside from hurricanes and tornados, you cant get much better than a thunder storm.


Do you play an Instrument:

Not really


In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:

Indeed


In the past month have you Smoked:

No


In the past month have you been on Drugs:

No


In the past month have you gone on a Date:

No


In the past month have you eaten Sushi:

Nope, I have a fish allergy


In the past month have you been Dumped:

No


In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:

No


In the past month have you Stolen Anything:

No


Ever been Drunk: Aye
Ever been called a Tease:

Yes haha


Ever been Beaten up:

Not badly


Ever Shoplifted:

Nothing worth more than two or three quid


How do you want to Die:

Having a boner too long


What do you want to be when you Grow Up:

Waste man!


What country would you most like to Visit:

Anywhere scenic and devoid of low brow tourists.


In a Boy/Girl..


Favourite Eye Color:

It's all good


Favourite Hair Color:

Black/Brown... anything besides ginger.


Short or Long Hair:

Long


Height:

Roughly mine, a bit hsorter


Weight:

Healthy


Best Clothing Style:

Something stylish, nothing chavy


Number of Drugs I have taken:

Medicinal or otherwise?


Number of CDs I own:

... own?


Number of Piercings:

None


Number of Tattoos:

None


Number of things in my Past I Regret:

How the hell should I know



Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||| 23%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||| 23%

trait snapshot:


messy, tough, disorganized, fearless, not rule conscious, likes the unknown, rarely worries, rash, attracted to the counter culture, rarely irritated, positive, resilient, abstract, not a perfectionist, risk taker, strange, weird, self reliant, leisurely, dangerous, anti-authority, trusting, optimistic, positive, thrill seeker, likes bizarre things, sarcastic
My life has been rated:

piss off!


My Interests

Computers and technology, Music, Arsing around, Napping, "stuff", Photoshop, Surfing teh interweb, Beer, Cynicism

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't a chav.
Some attractive girls maybe... :P

Music:

Rock, heavy metal, death metal, black metal, basically metal haha - also Prog Rock, Punk and so on.

In Alphabetical order some of the bands I listen to include:


Aerosmith
Anthrax
Atari Teenage Riot
Berzerker
Bloodsimple
Burzum
Caliban
Children of Bodom
Cradle of Filth
Chimaira
Deftones
Dimmu Borgir
Disturbed
Dope
Guns and Roses
Godsmack
Korn
Lamb of God
Machine Head
Marilyn Manson
Metallica
Megadeth
Mortician
Mushroomhead
Mindless Self Indulgence
Pantera
Psychostick
Queens of the Stoneage
Rammstein
Satyricon
Sepultura
Slipknot
Soulfly
Static X
System of a Down
The Postal Service
The White Stripes
Transplants

And many more

Movies:

Terminator 2,
The Matrix trilogy,
uh... I dunno I'm not a big film buff or anything.

Television:

Family Guy,
American Dad,
Simpsons,
Futurama,
Malcolm in the Middle,
Red Dwarf,
Faulty Towers,
Arrested Development,
Metalocalypse,
Dilbert,
The Apprentice

Heroes:

Meh

My Blog

If you think showers are more hygienic than baths, read this.

I'm pretty sick of people who say showers are more hygienic than baths. I don't have anything against showers, but not having a proper shower cubicle I'm stuck with baths and I'm convinced they are ju...
Posted by Harold on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:24:00 PST

I love it when old people squeeze up next to me on the bus&

Oh wait& no I don't. This afternoon on the way to college I had an extreme smoker sitting next to me, and he obviously hadn't washed in months. I was so relieved when he got off, I felt as if Satan wa...
Posted by Harold on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:00:00 PST

Stripy clothes...

What's the deal with those stripy clothes all the shops seem to be selling? Why do people even buy that shit, do they not realise how stupid it looks?   T shirts, cardigans, scarves, socks and...
Posted by Harold on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:35:00 PST

You complain about fake people on Myspace, but...

Have you not noticed that the whole world is full of "fake people" and that they are not simply confined to the internet?   And what's with the phrase "fake people" anyway? I'm assuming that w...
Posted by Harold on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:39:00 PST