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Voltaire, A better way to end your life

I loved Steph before it was cool... LMAO

About Me

Hi.. I be Voltaire of the Earth and i am betterer! betterer than thou... i dun rele have hobbies or any of that shit.. but i luv going out with my mates and getting pissed... we have fun.. more fun than you do.. my friends are better than yours... anyway i digress... i luv music... i am very metalmoish and if you dont like it then leave and go rape your nan. I am 16/356 and i dislike most things.. i am a freak of nature and am aparently quite funny... if i do not like you i will tell you.. i do not talk to people behind their backs.. if they do something i dun like i will shout at them.
I am Part of the group of elements... There are 5 of us in total and we all rule.. well maybe not fire but ya u get my point.
Stephanie of Air: She is air because she is incredible light and always looks like shes about to float off... She is great and is hilarious when she attempts to slap people.. mainly me :(
Steph's Quotes:
"I don't get it"
"I'm not a slut"
Voltaire of Earth: I am earth because I always stick to what i believe in and apparently have earth coloured hair accoring to Philliam.
My Quotes:
"While you were doing that... i stole her spoon"
"Go on Phil, get in the bin.. t'will be funy"
"Shut up and let me sacrifice this goat"
"Everone love drugged up, drunk Volt"
Philliam of Fire: He is the craziest and wildest out of us all.. he is uncontrollable and unpredictable... this is why he is fire.. he is violent but tis why we luv him...
Phil's quotes:
"Dude, what happened last night"
"Dude, I need to get laid"
Joanna of Spirit: She is actually terrifying.. she creeps around unnoticed and can never be seen when she doesnt want to be... she is the closest thing i have seen to death.. she is also incredibly childish but she drinks alot so it kinda makes sense.
Jo's only quote:
"Do it again and I'll rip your balls off"
Nathaniel of Water: He is a demon sensei and i have honestly NEEEEEEEEVER seen him sober, I don't care what he says. He's Water because....he talks....slow.....like a.....lake.....and moves like liquid death(you'll know what I mean if you see him throw a punch).
Yes, even he has quotes:
"I think I singed my hair"
"OMG, It's IGOR!!!!"
"She's hot"
Other important people and their quotes:
Zoe - "Can you do my bra back up please?"
Chali - "Oh you have no soul... so I'll put this cigarette out on your arm"
Atkins - "I like to ride my bicycle" "Way too cool for myspace"
Shannen - "I like to be groped"
There are many more but i get bored
Myspace Cursors
.. Status Icons
You Are 90% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.
Power: force beams from your eyes Which of the X-Men Are You?
The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music
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Which Musician (or Group) Shares Your Taste in Music?
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?
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Your Band Name is:
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You Are a Punk Rocker!
When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge! What Kind of Rocker Are You? I am 19% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
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You scored as Suicide. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

Suicide


93%

Disappear


73%

Disease


67%

Eaten


67%

Posion


67%

Accident


60%

Stabbed


60%

Cut Throat


47%

Suffocated


47%

Bomb


33%

Drowning


20%

Gunshot


13%

Natural Causes


7%
How Will You Die??
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You scored as Deacon Frost. Yeah you are the take no prisoners it's my way no matter what type. You do whatever the hell you like and make no apoligies for it. The tempermental vamp surrounded by lots of hot chick vampires

Deacon Frost


92%

Akasha


83%

Dracula


75%

Marius


75%

Angel


67%

Spike


67%

Blade


58%

Armand


42%

Lestat


42%

Louis


33%
Whose your Vampire personality? (images)
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism || 10%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Drumming, music, friends etc. dont forget the death

I'd like to meet:

Dave Grohl, Tre Cool, Joey Jordison.. in other words... MY IDOLSLayout made by Twilight Dreamer

Music:


Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Introduction to destruction - Sum 41
Waking up: Down on my head - Yellowcard
Average day: Dawn of the dead - Murderdolls
First date: She was a teenage zombie - Murderdolls
Falling in love: Star song - Bowling for soup
Love scene: Punk rock princess - Something corporate
Fight scene: Project mayhem - NIN
Breaking up: In too deep - Sum 41
Getting back together: Living dead girl - Rob zombie
Secret love: Star song - Bowling for soup
Life's okay: Dr. Feelgood - Motley Crue
Mental breakdown: Basketcase - Green day
Driving: Bat out of hell - Meatloaf
Learning a lesson: There's a good reason... - P!ATD
Deep thought: Die on a rope - The distillers
Flashback: 1985 - Bowling for soup
Partying: I love to say FUCK - Murderdolls
Happy dance: Llama song!
Regreting: Almost - Bowling for soup
Long night alone: Boulevard of broken dreams - Green day
Death scene: Bring me to life - Evanescence
Closing credits: Cross of thorns - Black Sabbath
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You've been totally Bzoink*d

Movies:

Van Helsing, Ginger snaps... and other werewolf/vampire/horror films

Television:

Kerrang! and Scuzz

Books:

I CAN READ!!! WOW!

Heroes:

Joey Jordison, Dave Grohl, Tre Cool... wait... havent i sed this before?

My Blog

GOTHIC KILLINGS

alright... niall showed my the paper today with the goth killings article in and now i havent stopped being pissed off with chavs!!!! well more than usual... i have decided than we should hunt them do...
Posted by Voltaire, A better way to end your life on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:46:00 PST

life death and nothing else

Why people should stay alive: *cant think of any* Why people shoud die: 1. end the pain2. end the struggle 3. ppl wont miss u 4. die happy 5. and many more
Posted by Voltaire, A better way to end your life on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:15:00 PST