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About Me

T E R R O R I love Caity with all my heart. I'm a Mahayana Buddhist. I'm extremely opposed to war, and believe that peace is the easiest thing in the world to achieve, it's just that no one wants it. You see, no one can make astronomical finacial gains in peacetime, and so it is always just out of reach. But it requires no reach at all, peace requires nothing, nothing but for everyone to stop fighting, peace could be achieved at any moment, it's just that no one really wants it. "Your true home is in the here and the now. It is not limited by time, space, nationality, or race. Your true home is not an abstract idea. It is something you can touch and live in every moment. With mindfulness and concentration, the energies of the Buddha, you can find your true home in the full relaxation of your mind and body in the present moment. No one can take it away from you. Other people can occupy your country, they can even put you in prison, but they cannot take away your true home and your freedom." -The Venerable Thich Nhat HanhI could explain myself, but no one would understand. That's not me being pretentious either, it's just that in order to explain something, one must first have an understanding of it. I don't understand me or any bit of the world around me, I know alot about it, but I don't understand why alot of what happens comes to pass. I like to stare at the stars alot, I know most of the constelations. I'm easy to hurt, but you'd never know it because I won't ever show it. I have alot of friends, and I'm not one of those people who just decides to not be friends with someone, if were friends, we stay friends, and if your one of those people, I distance myself from you. Fighting is stupid and solves nothing. I don't know...I love Caity with all my heart, and I know I want to be with her for the rest of my life ^_^ she's my reason for waking up in the morning. She makes me want to be a better person just to be deserving of even a moment of her time. She loves me just as much as I love her, and I would never throw that away not in a million years.

My Interests

HAHAHAH I'm getting fucking sick of all the people complaining about the Hitler quote in my AIM Profile. For fucks sake, everyone that hates Hitler is no better than him, and I just feel sad for them. Ignorant, and assholish is no way to go through life. Let's stop and think for a second. Now, what did Hitler promote, blind hatred against people that the Germans didn't know, i.e. the Jewish people's. Now, what are you doing? Well lets see, your blindly obeying society, which tells you to hate Hitler, because he's "evil". Still need a second? BINGO your not retarded are you!? Your doing exactly what Hitler wanted the German people to do, hence, you are no better than Hitler himself. Furthermore, what right do you have to judge me? Again you show how evil you really are, you blindly hate me for not hating Hitler. Here's a suggestion, pull society's cock out of your ass and think for a second. Hitler did alot of terrible things, learn about them, and understand the power of one man. Instead of shunning the lessons of the past and bringing forth the downfall of the German people( Note: Approximately 30% of the German peole in 1933 actually supported Hitler for chancellor of Germany) so for fucks sake, can't we finally move forward? Or are you idiots gonna keep us in the past forever, either way, just fucking stop the bullshit. Everything that exists today about Hitler, hmmm, who wrote it? US! WE WROTE IT! The German's lost! They didn't write the history, we did! So who do you think is gonna look the best? hmm?Do not respond back to me with anything negative, as it will only prove that you really are a fucking retard and i dont wish to know you, furthermore, go fucking die and eat shit, you racist, hatefilled bastards

I'd like to meet:

I really don't know

Music:

GWAR!!!!!!, Blink 182 and Green Day, +44,system of a down...etc tenacious D man!!!, children of bodom, i kinda love In Flames, blind gaurdian,The Dropkick Murphys ,tool, bloodhound gang, cky, O for OPETH, Red Hot Chili Peppers ,AMON AMARTH,Dragonforce! ,Atreyu,Marilyn Manson ,Rob Zombie (mostly the newer stuff) The Living End...my favorite Australians hehe, Rancid, Turbonegro!, hmm...When you wan't to skate, trust me, listen to Turbonegro's "Scandinavian Leather" album, it will explode your face with it's awsomeness and you'll die in a hilarious and grotesque manner. Seriosly, Dragonforce is so fucking awsome, that I want to have sexual relations with all their hot ass albums...what!? The Sounds,

Movies:

Black Hawk Down is the greatest movie ever, Old school...hmm anything with will ferrel,anchorman=jesus, waiting is an awsome movie.gods and generals, lord of the rings, hmm i seen like every movie uhh Kingdom of heavan, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas kicks jesus's ass, gladiator, saving private ryan, three amigos, sling blade, dodgeball, pirates of the caribean, life of brian, empire records, resevoir dogs, alexander, lock stock and two smoking barrels, clerks, eurotrip, black sheep...anything with chris farrly, he ruled but then he did alot of drugs and died, that sucked, haha battlefeild earth was probably the worst i ever saw, ive seen all the James Bond movies and love them, Sean Connory was the best bond, and Goldfinger was the best movie

Television:

I don't watch tv alot , FAMILY GUY, there is no other show worth watching, except JACKASS, all those disclaimers just make me want to do it more!, simpsons and seinfeld also dont suck, and Monty Python's Flying Circus, because John Cleese is the greatest acheivemant of mankind, or something that makes sense...oh and Viva La Bam,Futurama, history channel, first season of Reno 911, JOHN CLEESE IS MY HERO, AND CHRIS PONTIOUS IS MY GOD lolski

Books:

I actually read alot ^_^ noobs

Heroes:

You wouldn't understand