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Meg Mercenary

About Me

"oh No somebody slipped on a banana peel. Let's nuke Ecuador.......they're a top exporter...of bananas" ColbertHey, im meg. Im not going to pretend i like you if i dont. i have way to many opinions.best kinda pizza is Plain from Papa Gino's..(srry im hungry).. i love secrets but i hate people who can't keep them.Kareoke is my fixation.. (i cant spell....)..i love playgrounds and im about the size of the little kids in them.I live in converse and flip flops.i hate label whores.. (thats not style, thats a walking billboard)..coffee makes my life worthwhile.i love photography and picture effects make me happy.I swear more than any other girl I know.i love music its my entire life. Spiders scare me and I love snakes. Im always swimming but im really afraid of drowning. I hate Madonna, both simpsons, and most pop idols. I hate white trash. I think tigers are beautiful.fast food is destroying our economy and poisoning us. I wish i could fly. I have a super secret plan to assassinate Brittney Spears (i just ruined the secret) .i write all my own stuff, if your interested just ask. rain is amazing but snow makes me sad. Hippies are amazing because of their hair alone. Im learning to play guitar. Skanking is awesome.. (dancing not whoreing out). i spend all summer tanning but never leave albino levels. i care about the way i look but i wont judge u by your appearance. Sushi is my favorite food. im never going to be a barbie doll. I love clothes. I might be a cleptomaniac. i hate ignorant people and happily tell them so. Thunderstorms are amazing. i laugh too much and i can't stop smiling. I want to move to Californina. Geekiness becomes me
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You are Lithium You are a loner...you make people up, you live in your head...youre horny...and scared...and ugly...well maybe not ugly but youre deffinatly messed up...just not in a scary way...your so weird that people actually LIKE spending time with you...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

kurt Cobain, Ozzy, any of the rolling stones, and that dog from little nicky
.. You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Gunshot


67%

Accident


60%

Suicide


53%

Stabbed


53%

Disappear


47%

Cut Throat


40%

Disease


40%

Drowning


33%

Posion


27%

Eaten


27%

Bomb


20%

Natural Causes


20%

Suffocated


0%
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My Blog

A Bad Dream :: Atonement

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phrz-Y4SS08 incredibly beautiful
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:04:00 GMT

Ways I’ve dissapointed popular musicians

Permitted sun to go down on Elton John, thus failing him. Failed to heed warning to stop in the name of love, broke Diana Ross's heart. Was cruel to a heart that was true, much to the chagrin of El...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 08:53:00 GMT

Progressive-Rock fans are terrible trash talkers

"Hey, buddy, what does your continued existence have in common with the trees in Rush's 'The Trees'? Neither should be taken literally." "OK, dude. You beating the crap out of me is like Peter Gabrie...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:16:00 GMT

best thing ever.

Michael Richards Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:28:00 GMT

Empires Collide *lyrics*

thoughts tossed away. trash on the river. I bet it's hard remembering where you came from. I want to come stand by you. But it seems the traffics backed up. An empires crossing at the intersection. A ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:49:00 GMT

Lyrics (never the same)

Sometimes. I wake to find. I'm helpless to help. This world it's got you bearing arms. I want to flash peace. In the worst way. I settle to sigh. Afraid of what you might say. Sometimes I wake up help...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:37:00 GMT

Reasons Not to Fear the Reaper

He drives a 1982 Camaro.  His ex-girlfriend said he has a really small penis. He eats tofu. He has adult braces. He thinks it's nice that Rachel and Ross ended up together. He wears one speci...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:42:00 GMT

Complete List of Creatures in a Land Called Honah Lee.

Puff the Magic Dragon Snort the Magic Pegasus Pop the Magic Chimera Freebase the Magic Narwhal Mainline the Magic Hippogriff Spray-Onto-a-Rag-and-Inhale the Magic Big Red Dog
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 16:51:00 GMT

Popular Musicians If England Had One the Revolutionary War

Nine Centimetre Nails 50 Pence 98 Degrees Celsius Tha Dogg Kilogram Kilometres Davis
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 16:49:00 GMT

Comeback t-shirts for the "i'm with stupid" tees

The "With" Is a Typo Finger Actually Pointing to Person Next to Me Your High Standards Set an Example for Us All Only Because "I'm With Sexy" Cost More If Not for That Shirt, He'd Never Read And ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 16:48:00 GMT