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Denise

Why are they called Asteroids when they're outside the hemisphere but they're called Hemorroids when

About Me


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(1976) (2006)

I love being me!! I have the best family and friends that anyone could ever ask for. I've been single for a while now and I'm loving it 1000 times more than I thought I was going to. I'm living my life to the absolute fullest, I can honestly say that on my death bed there will be no "coulda, woulda, shoulda's" I'm grateful for every life experience I've ever had, even the ones that hurt so bad I thought I was going to die. I'm a total goof ball, I love making people laugh and love it even more when people make me laugh. I don't care what anyone thinks of me. I love to flirt. I'm pretty much always happy but I am Italian so when I do get mad, it's pretty ugly. I'm a Rockstar when I'm alone in my car. I love kids, I'm a huge animal lover so I HATE Michael Vick and anyone else who abuses animals. Me and Coors light are really good friends. She's sun and rain, she's fire and ice, A little crazy but it's nice. And when she gets mad, you best leave her alone, 'cause she'll rage just like a river Then she'll beg you to forgive her. She's every woman that i've ever known.She's so New York and then L.A. And every town along the way, She's every place that i've never been. She's makin love on rainy nights, She's a stroll through christmas lights, And she's everything i want to do again.It needs no explanation, 'cause it all makes perfect sense. For when it comes down to temptation, She's on both sides of the fence.She's anything but typical, She's so unpredictable, Oh but even at her worst it ain't that bad, She's as real as real can be, And she's every fantasy, Lord she's every lover that i've ever had, And she's every lover that i've never had.So we never grew out of the Charlies Angels Phase All I see is teeth! This means "I love you"

My Interests

I Love Laughing, Working out, Road trips, Making people beautiful, The Saddle Rack, Animals, Sushi, Coors Light, Eating, Hanging out with my friends, Camping, laying out in the sun, Music, Concerts, Shopping, Reading, Myspace, And more laughing! Paramedics MonkeysThe cutest Boxer in the world!My Nephews My very good friend, he's always right there with a net when I'm ready to jump.
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I'd like to meet:

The male version of me! Funny people, the more sick and twisted your humor, the better. Anyone who is as happy as I am, always laughing and smiling, knows what they want and is mentally stable. No psycho jealous freaks. The first Firefighter that I ever loved, Johnny Gage!! ..
Your Passion is Red! You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination. You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks! With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new. You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red!

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Music:

I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC: George Strait, Kieth Urban, Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks, Dierks Bentley, John Michael Montgomery, Tim Mcgraw, Sarah Evans, Terry Clark. CLASSIC ROCK: Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller band, Eagles, Sammy Hagar, Black Sabath, Ozzy. Most 80'S Music.

Movies:

Documentaries are my favorite. I don't really like watching movies but if I do I like Comedy--Meet the parents, Meet the Fockers, Office space, All the American Pies, Wedding Crashers, Something about Mary. 80's movies--Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink. Sappy chick flicks that make me cry--Terms of Endearment, Steel Magnolia's, The Notebook. American History X, American Beauty, The Outsiders, Grease, Sgt Peppers.

Television:

Friends, Will & Grace, Forensic Files, MSNBC, To Catch a Predator, Lock up, The first 48, Trauma life in the ER, Intervention, Deadliest Catch. I'm a reality show junkie, Hells Kitchen, I love New York, The Bachelor, Shot at Love w/Tila Tequila, Americas most smartest model Where my love for Firefighters started, EMERGENCY!!!! .. Third Watch

Books:

I love reading about serial killers and true crimes. I also love reading about spirituality, inner peace and happiness, health and beauty but my all time favorite is

Heroes:

God! My mommy because she taught me to love unconditionally and to judge people by their character and heart, not by their appearance. My daddy because he raised me to be an independant, respectful, kick ass woman . My sister Lisa because she's always there whenever I need her, she gives me great advice and can always make me feel good in a bad situation. My nephew Kit because he lets me make him the best pancakes that he's ever had and then he lets me clean up the mess. My good friend Kavika because he is one of the most positive people that I know, he doesn't have a bad thing to say about anyone and he is truly happy with who he is. The Men and Women who fight for our country, Chris Hansen and Dr. Rose Lewis!

My Blog

Do it anyway!

You can spend your whole life building something from nothing and one storm could come and blow it all away, Build it anywayYou could chase a dream that seems so out of reach and you know it might not...
Posted by Denise Bigalow, Female Gigolo on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:45:00 PST

Women over 30!!

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit arou...
Posted by Denise Bigalow, Female Gigolo on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:15:00 PST

A time of elimination.

There always comes a time of elimination. The earth sheds each year. The trees and flowers let go of their identity. As the old identity dies, a new identity is born. The body sheds constantly. Some o...
Posted by Denise Bigalow, Female Gigolo on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 10:16:00 PST

The man I want

I want a man who's crazy about me I want a man who can live without me too I want a man who will lay down beside me I want a man who will stand up to me too I Don't want a man to be my twin, ...
Posted by Denise Bigalow, Female Gigolo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST