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Me Myself and Dave

Don't judge me for what I do, judge me for who I am as a person

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David
Birthday: September 24th
Birthplace: San Leandro, CA
Current Location: Biggest Little City in the World
Eye Color: Brown but some tell me Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: I can't get anymore Italian, lets just say my dad came over on the boat when he was 15 years old
The Shoes You Wore Today: My work boots and my vans
Your Weakness:
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: Almost anything from JJ's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Cut my bills in half
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where are we going on this call?
Your Best Physical Feature: Some tell me my teeth, others say my ass
Your Bedtime: When I goto bed
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandmother asking for a cheeseburger at a resturant
Pepsi or Coke: Diet whatever
MacDonalds or Burger King: In and Out all the way
Single or Group Dates: Single, you can focus on the one your with
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea why would you want to drink that?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choco taco the best of everything
Cappuccino or Coffee: Not a coffee drinker
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Always
Do you Sing: Sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Sort of
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, got the shirt
Do you want to get Married: Some day
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, usually means OT at work
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play the trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, to much shrinkage
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Long time ago
How do you want to Die: Not of old age thats for sure
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Do Firemen ever grow up?
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, I have a lot of family there I haven't met
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Yes they have eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Enough to grab or longer
Height: Shorter than me
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: Relaxed
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: over 100
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: One right now, waiting for a scar to heal to finish it
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Lost track after the first one
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My Interests

Riding my motorcycle, skiing and snowboarding, 4Wheeling, the outdoors, camping, hiking
You scored as Assault Rifle, You are soldier. Or you want to be a soldier. Or you just love military-type firearms. You need assault rifle. M16 or AK-47 will do good.

Assault Rifle


75%

Pistol


69%

Machinegun


50%

SMG


50%

Sniper Rifle


50%

Shotgun


50%

Revolver


25%
What Firearm Fits You Best?
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Music:

Tool, 3 Doors Down, Pantera, Joe Satriani, Metallica, Godsmack, Papa Roach, Beastie Boys, Korn, Linkin Park, Motley Crue, Poison, Tim Magraw, George Straight, Avenge Sevenfold, Skindred

Movies:

Super Troopers

Television:

Any series on FX, Rescue me, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, History channel and discovery channel xmas vid

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Books:

Anything by Tom Clancy, Rogue Warrior

Heroes:

My brothers and sisters who have died doing what they love fighting fires.......Where Were You
..
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My Blog

Five Dating Phone Rules

This is for all those women out there that have no clue.  You know who you are.  The ones who give out your number then never call someoone back.  If your reading this then it is probab...
Posted by Me Myself and Dave on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:49:00 PST

Another Jerk Cop On Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqMcYjILOco ...
Posted by Me Myself and Dave on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:40:00 PST

Eat Like a Gordo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqU_zqNP7ZM ...
Posted by Me Myself and Dave on Mon, 05 May 2008 02:53:00 PST

Lean Like a Gringo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qtSnTgBYQ8 ...
Posted by Me Myself and Dave on Mon, 05 May 2008 02:44:00 PST

The Rules of Drunk Dials & Text Messages...

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.3.If you are going to drun...
Posted by Me Myself and Dave on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

Civilian vs Firefighter friends

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk FIREFIGHTER FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs FIREFIGHTER F...
Posted by Me Myself and Dave on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:00:00 PST

Why Italians can't be Paramedics

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Vinny whips out his cell ph...
Posted by Me Myself and Dave on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:56:00 PST

For those that ride

I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But,you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each ...
Posted by Me Myself and Dave on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:11:00 PST

I love this town!

God I love this town.  This hole we call Reno, Nv.  This is to all the catty women in this town.  Hmmm...... Where to start and who to start with.  For those of you reading this th...
Posted by Me Myself and Dave on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:27:00 PST

Italian teddy bear

Everyone needs an Italian teddy bear!!! http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/web_animation s/1.swf
Posted by Me Myself and Dave on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST